Who Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2026?
Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Litterbugs
Who remembers that old commercial about stamp out litterbugs?How about …. Stamp our Amway Ambot litterbugs! Yeah let’s stomp on those Amway motherfuckers! Whenever we attended an Amway meeting at a...
View ArticleAmway Amspeak Defined
One of our readers came up with some definitions for Amway Amspeak: Here are ten of the many stupid buzzword and phrases used in Amway to help strangle rational thought: (I’ve put in parentheses what...
View ArticleMother Of An Ambot
A mother of an Amway Ambot left this unfortunate comment on the blog:Everything you say is like you took the words right off my daughters fb blog and turned it around so I could understand what the...
View ArticleDo Amway Ambots Label Ted Bundy A Dreamstealer?
The last time we ran the Dreamstealer post, I loved this response from one of our readers:The term “dreamstealer” is a very effective propaganda tool, since it is simple enough to shut off any rational...
View ArticleAmway Ambots And Their “Dream Stealer” Paranoia
Dream Stealers.It almost sounds like alien invaders descending from an unknown universe ready to suck out the part of your body where your dreams are kept. I constantly heard the term “dream stealers”...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Phoney Ass Pins
There were IBO’s we knew that became 1000 pins. Our Platinum would sneer at them that they were phoney 1000 pins and yes he was right. These suckers were putting thousands of dollars in Amway purchases...
View ArticleWho Sells The World’s Shittiest Towels? Amway!
The worst towels I have ever used came from Amway. This was a few years back. I have no idea if Amway still sells shitty towels. I can’t remember what colors Ambot purchased. I definitely remember red....
View ArticleAmway Rule To Live By If You’re An Ambot: Be Your Own Best Customer
The upline would tell the IBO’s when purchasing Amway products to be your own best customer. Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying from your own store?Let’s see. Price?...
View ArticleThe Horrors Of Being Sniped By An Amway Ambot!
I wanted to share a comment left in a post about buying tickets for Puryear Family Reunion in case readers missed it. It just shows that nothing ever changes in Amway. The same pitches are going on...
View ArticleBeware Amway Big Brother
A blast from the past. This article first appeared about two months after marriedtoanambot blog began.Anna Banana has caught the attention of someone from Ada, Michigan. I make no secret that I do not...
View ArticleThe Fucking Amway Pants Don’t Fit!
Remember when Amway was selling clothes years ago? I bought a swimsuit that was pretty decent so I can say that I actually bought one product that Amway sells that I did not hate. Hell, I liked that...
View ArticleAmway Is A Cult That Consumes All Your Money And Time
Spend $60,000 in Amway to make $2,000. Sounds about right to me. One of our readers talks about being inside the Amway cult and unable to get her brainwashed husband to understand ScAmway only brings...
View ArticleAmbots Deny Amway Is A Get Rich Quick Scheme
I can’t tell you how many times I heard our sack of shit Platinum say Amway is not a get rich quick scheme.What he does NOT say is that Amway is also not a get rich slowly business. Amway is a get rich...
View ArticleAmway Ambot Brags Billions To Be Made In Scamway!
I had an Amway ambot stop by and leave a comment on a post where there’s a link to the top 50 cosmetics companies. Ambots take a look and freak out when Amway Artistry isn’t on the list. That’s...
View ArticleYou Ambots Better Bring Prospects to Amway Cult Meetings!
At every Amway meeting the sack of shit Platinum cult leader would ride all the IBO’s asses about being failures because we didn’t bring new prospects to the meetings. Well excuse us for not being able...
View ArticleIt’s Not AMWAY It’s World Wide Dream Builders!
A reader shares his story of trying to be a supportive boyfriend to his Ambot girlfriend:Wow, I’ve been recruited by AMBOTS all my life when I was in my early teens and then early 20’s I checked it...
View ArticleAmway Cheerleader Squad
Anyone who has been to an Amway cult meeting and isn’t a brainwashed Ambot has observed the freaks in the room acting as cheerleader to the beloved Amway cult leader they’ve showed up to worship....
View ArticleWhose Fault Is It?
Isn’t “whose fault is it” a good title? Seeing as how Amway Ambots are the biggest finger pointers around. And those fingers should be pointing right back at themselves! Here’s a visitor comment left...
View ArticleThe Amway Shit List
We’ve all heard of Santa’s naughty and nice list. I prefer to keep a shit list. Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit list.Once an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult...
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