I read an article about passengers who fell off cruise ships
and lived. https://www.yahoo.com/travel/they-fell-overboard-and-lived-craziest-cruise-108143007717.html
In the article it says that there is a .000085% chance of a passenger falling
off a cruise ship. Seeing as how I don’t have Amway literature hanging around
the house anymore I don’t recall what the exact fraction of 1% of IBO’s will
make money at Scamway. It was something like .00000367%. Doesn’t really matter
what the exact teensy fraction is.
It seems more likely to me that a person has a greater chance of falling off a
cruise ship than they do of making money in Amway!
First off people in Amway couldn’t afford to go on a cruise. And even if they
did have money to put towards a vacation they’d have to get permission from
their sack of shit Platinum or some other fucking asshole in their Amway upline
and it would be denied. Why spend that money on a vacation when you could be
investing it in your Scamway business (according to the fucking upline Amway
assholes) or they’ll be dozens of Amway meetings that week and you don’t want
to miss them.
Now I really can’t see how someone can fall off a cruise ship unless they’re
drunk and goofing around or otherwise put some effort into it. Like drag a
chair over to the railing and hop up and oops over you go. If it was that easy
to fall off a cruise ship it would be a lot higher than a fraction of 1%.
Kind of like if it was that easy to make money in Amway the percentage would
also be a lot higher than a fraction of 1%.
An Amway ambot spends about $700/month in Amway once they add up the minimum
100PV of shitty overpriced Amway products they buy for personal use though most
ambots spend more than that, plus add in monthly membership to WWDB, monthly
membership to Communikate, buying books and CDs to help the Diamonds get richer
off their tool scam, and tickets to various Amway meetings or functions if its
Dream Night, Family Reunion, Spring Leadership or Free Enterprise Days FED
going on that month.
I’ve seen cruises advertised for around $700 for a week. Actually I’ve seen
them cheaper but lets say a $700 cruise because that’s the average amount an
Amway ambot spends in a month. What does that get the cruise passenger? A place
to sleep for a week, meals, entertainment, and visiting a couple of Mexican
ports.
If I’m gonna waste $700 that cruise sounds like a better deal to me! And more
fun!
I can stick around at home throwing away money at the Amway scam and take my
chances I’ll be one of a teensy fraction of 1% who make money. Or I can take a
vacation and take my chances I’ll be one of a teensy fraction of 1% who will
fall off the cruise ship.
You’re spending that money anyway. Go with the one that’s got better odds!
It is very rare for a person to fall off a cruise ship just like its very rare
for a person to become a Diamond in Amway. The news story said that year
22 people fell off cruise ships. Did 22 people become Diamonds in Amway last
year? No? So it appears we have our answer. You have a better chance of falling
off a cruise ship than you have of becoming an Amway Diamond.