FYI – pricing may be off but it was right when this post first appeared on this blog. One of our readers provided us with a pricing update which may already by outdated today!
Legacy of Clean® SA8® Laundry Detergent, 133 loads =
$47.30, $0.36/load
all® free clear Laundry Detergent, 94 loads = $8.97, $0.10/load
1. Always buy Amway laundry soap. Legacy of Clean SA8 3x concentrate
costs $28.20. The usage rate is 100 uses per bottle and Amway’s recommended use
is 7 uses per week. That means you’re doing laundry every day so don’t bitch
about it! You run that fucking washing machine every day even if there’s only a
couple of socks in it. The great Amway god says the quicker you run out of
Amway laundry soap the sooner you can buy another expensive bottle.
Remember to bully everyone you know into buying Amway’s laundry soap. You need
to learn to overcome their objections like there are lots of laundry detergent
choices at Walmart’s. Why would anyone want to buy All Small & Mighty 3x
concentrate that does 96 loads that costs $10.97 when they can spend more money
for the same size of Amway’s Legacy of Clean. You need to bullshit your buyers
into believing the reason they are spending 3 times more money for laundry soap
is because Amway’s laundry soap is 3 times more concentrated and the high price
reflects its high quality.
2. Wash in hot water. You’ll need to if you want any hope in hell of actually
getting your clothes clean using Amway laundry soap. As for the environmental
impact and the higher costs of running a laundry load at hot all the time - and
remember Amway recommends all good little ambots do 7 loads of laundry a week
so that’s at least daily - just remember the Amway IBO slogan - “who cares”.
3. Always use your dryer to dry your clothes. Who cares if other people are
being environmentally friendly and saving money by line drying their clothes.
The other benefit of using your dryer instead of hanging your clothes on the
clothesline is that you can buy Amway Fabric Softener Sheets for the dryer 2 x
200 count boxes for $16.98. You want a good laugh on those ignoramuses using
the clothesline? Amway also sells the sheets in a scent called “Outdoor Fresh”
so there is no need to hang your clothes on a line and save energy
and money! You know what ambots call people who are environmentally friendly
and hang their clothes on a clothesline instead of using a dryer and Amway
dryer sheets? Losers!
If any of your friends point out that Snuggle sells 200 count fabric sheets for
$5.97 remember your old stand by response that the reason Amway products are so
high priced is to reflect the high quality. Remember to look for someone who is
dumb ass enough to stock up on 400 high quality sheets fabric sheets and tell
them to toss several into the dryer at a time because if they did one sheet per
load it would take them years to buy another box from you again and you
probably will have quit Amway by then.
4. Use extra Amway laundry soap. Keep in mind that Amway’s laundry soap does
not do that good a job of getting your clothes clean so its a good idea to
overfill above the line on the cap when filling the detergent. The added
benefit is you will also go through your laundry soap a whole lot faster and be
able to buy more Amway laundry soap very soon and get that old PV BV up there!
5. If your washing machine dies you must buy a brand new washer AND dryer even
if there is nothing wrong with the old dryer. Don’t even dare think about going
to Charlie’s Discount Appliances Emporium! You must ask your Platinum’s
permission before you buy a new washer and dryer and get the sack of shit’s
advice on where to buy. The bastard will know somebody in another leg or
crossline who can sell you a new washer and dryer. Don’t expect to get a good
deal on your new machines. After all the IBO selling them must make a good
commission so he can buy more Amway tools and grease the Platinum’s palm for
the referral on the sale.
6. Do not waste money buying an energy efficient washer and dryer. Remember the
Amway IBO attitude when it comes to conserving energy and being environmentally
friendly and saving money - who cares!