Seeing
as how Amway WWDB Spring Leadership is coming up in April, Amway Ambots are out
in full force trying to trick prospects into coming to this function. Or maybe
put the screws to IBO’s who haven’t decided whether or not to go.
Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to
Amway functions:
Once in a lifetime opportunity
Life changing event
Biggest function of the year
Not to be missed
Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the
pyramids in Egypt.
The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used
by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money
at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.
Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!
There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are
major WWDB events where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the
tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to
attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to
put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to
the function so the Diamonds can get richer.
The Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime
opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls
around in 3 months.
This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has
his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common
Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime
over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the
ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you until
you come up with the money and buy the ticket.
The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and
brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership,
building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway
propaganda.
The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions
is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free
Enterprise Days FED.
There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a
business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole
point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to
gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how
those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual
income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up
with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the
bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen
at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them.
The only time something slightly different happens at one of the major Amway cult meetings is Family Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline. Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever.
Let’s
skip past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for
these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline
has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the
presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or
so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to
anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage
and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they
take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway
into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging
burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next
Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same
thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage
no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide
show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a
staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that
someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars
around.
A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next
one rolls around in 3 months.
No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes.
Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to
bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.