Ask Not What Amway Can Do For You

I thought today would be the appropriate day to do a little play on a famous speech on another day just like today if you get my drift....

And so, to brainwashed Amway Ambots. Ask not what Amway can do for you, but what you can do for Amway.

And Ambots, I have the answer.

Ask what Amway can do for you - put you in the poorhouse.

What can you do for Amway - make the fat cats richer.