7 years baby! Happy birthday Married to an Ambot!
Sometimes it seems like blog years are equal to dog years because 7 years is a long time to be blogging.
We’re still going strong and that’s thanks to our readers who are a big part of this journey and your encouraging comments that reinforce to us that a blog that mocks and curses out Amway Ambots is totally needed.
Also no small part to the fucking Amway assholes who stop by to lie, leave nasty comments, brainwashed comments, and prove Amway Ambots are fucking arrogant pricks and that is the whole point of the blog. Thanks for proving that we know what we’re blogging about! It’s that negative Amway attitude that is so important to get out there to the world so that people know what members of the Amway cult are really like and to stay the hell away from those fucking lying scamming bastards.
This blog has an amazing community of supporters from the bananas who help out behind the scenes, people who contribute posts, people who tell us their stories and other bloggers who talk about why Amway is a bad business opportunity and involvement will only end in financial and emotional distress.
People in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes out to destroy other people’s lives. Amway is a scam. Amway is a pyramid scheme. Thanks to the dedication of bloggers getting the word out - fewer people are getting scammed by Amway losers and their sales have been dropping by about 10% every year. How low can you go until you shut down for good?
Thanks for all the shares, comments and questions over the years. This keeps us motivated to keep providing content featuring Amway’s shitty overpriced products and how Amway IBOs are brainwashed Ambots, followers of Amway the Cult of Greed. Worshippers of the Great Amway God.
Here’s to another 7 years of cursing out fucking Amway assholes!
And now a little song to celebrate 7 years. It appears that Jimmy Buffet devoted this song to drivers on I-95 but I like to think he was singing about the dumb fucks that we all know as Amway Ambots!
And asks the all important question that people who are not in the Amway cult want to know about Amway Ambots - Were you born an asshole or did you work at it all your life?
A happy birthday song about Amway assholes.
Enjoy!