Saw this book The Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck on Amazon with a tagline I thought PERFECT perfectly describes how I feel about Amway and the fucking assholes in the Amway upline! “How to stop spending time you don’t have with people you don’t like doing things you don’t want to do”.
Sounds like my time in Amway!
What’s the most underdeveloped social skill at Amway meetings? Telling Ambots to fuck off.
Around this blog that is NOT an underdeveloped skill. We tell Amway Ambots to fuck off all the time. The magic of not giving a fuck and telling Amway assholes to fuck off is what drives this blog.
Getting back to the book The Magic Of Not Giving A Fuck again I can’t get over how the description on the cover is so appropriate: How to stop spending time you don’t have with people you don’t like doing things you don’t want to do.
Getting involved with Amway I knew what it would be like. Spending time with a bunch of Amway assholes who sit around talking about how they’re all going to be rich and they have no other interests outside of Amway. How could these Amway losers possibly be people I’d like? And when you spend time with people you don’t like, no let’s rephrase that to when you waste time with people you don’t like, that only makes you dislike them even more. It’s like you motherfuckers who have no life outside of Amway aren’t my kind of people to hang out with. The things you like to do I don’t like to do. I’m not all about tithing and worshipping the Great Amway God the way you Ambots make it your life’s mission. You Ambots like bragging about how “the business” is going great. I don’t, when it comes to the Amway “business” that is because if you say business is going good you’re a fucking liar. Business is only going good for a fraction of 1% of all Scambots. You Ambots like going to Amway meetings. I do not. Amway meetings are a waste of time. The sack of shit Amway cult leader preaches the same bullshit at the last meeting I went to and the meeting before that, hell the fucktard says the same thing at every Scamway meeting. I don’t like eating Amway food bars or drinking Amway beverages. You Ambots might like drinking piss and eating shit but everyone who’s not a brainwashed Amway Ambots doesn’t like that.
To put it simply I don’t give a fuck about Amway and I don’t give a fuck about the Amway cult followers. But speaking of fuck when you get fucked out of your time, money and brain cells you want to get on the Internet and share your story so others don’t fall into the same trap and to help others know Amway will only bring them financial and emotional distress so STAY AWAY FROM AMWAY!
There are brainwashed Ambots out there who actually do give a fuck about Amway. Actually that’s the only thing in life they give a fuck about. Sometimes Ambots stop by this blog and leave a comment bitching at us. Why do they give a fuck about people who don’t give a fuck about Amway? Sounds like these Ambots would be good customers for reading the book about the magic of not giving a fuck. I got it down. Amway Ambots don’t.
This is one book you’ll never see this book on the Amway tool scam’s reading list. It says fuck all over the place. Those Amway prudes will steer clear. And just to be up front if you click on the Amazon link and you decide to buy it, I don’t make a commission off you. I’m not an affiliate or an associate or whatever they call people who put up links so if someone clicks they can make some money. http://www.amazon.com/Life-Changing-Magic-Not-Giving-Spending/dp/0316270725/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1451447480&sr=8-1&keywords=Sarah+Knight
I love the chapter titles like cleaning up your fuck drawer. That would be the equivalent to housecleaning and hunting down all the Amway products in the house and throwing that shit in the garbage. FUCK AMWAY!!!!
What about on giving and not giving a fuck. Well I kind of covered that a couple of paragraphs above about the bitching Ambots who show up here. Why should Amway Ambots give a fuck about what we’re doing here because we don’t give a fuck about what Ambots are doing somewhere else.
Who are these mythical people who don’t give a fuck? LOL! All those do-good arrogant fucking Amway asshole prudes who think they’re mythical people just by virtue of being an Amway cult follower LOL!
Making a fuck budget. I think Amway Ambots already do that! LOL! Judging by all the searches I get from horny Amway bastards. Where is the Amway sex power medicine? LOL!
What about people who can’t stop giving a fuck about you not giving a fuck. Yup that chapter should have pictures of Amway Ambots attached to it! LOL! Describes those fuckers pretty good!
Oh and then there’s the work category not to give a fuck about broken down into: meetings, conference calls, and dress code. Can anyone say Amway! Those are high on the list of things that Ambots give a fuck about. Normal people not so much.
The holy fucking trinity: time, energy, and money. Holy fuck that sounds like the bullshit spewed forth at Amway cult meetings!
Fuck the haters. That sounds like one of those juvenile lines that Amway Ambots use when they show up here to leave negative comments.
Let’s make it easy. Everything I learned about not giving a fuck I learned from Anna Banana!
Time for another big old shut out: FUCK AMWAY!