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Amway Ambots Christmas Letter To Santa
The Amway way to financial success is to self consume and buy from your own store!Ambots are ALWAYS on the naughty list!
View ArticleAnother Amway Ambot Letter To Santa
Thanks to one of our readers who nailed this one! LOL!Dear Santa Claus --I'd like the following ten things, please:1) A 4000 PV for the next three months.2) To be "edified" by my up-line in glowing...
View Article15 Worst Amway Shitty Products To Find Under Christmas Tree
I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon....
View ArticleThe Ambot Louse
Thanks to one of our readers for this Christmastime poem! LOL! So true!'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the houseNot a creature was stirring save Ambot the Louse.He went to each...
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The Ambot Who Stole Christmas
Even though it was Christmas time unhappiness existed all over the world because of a horrible evil cult named Amway. The cult followers were known as ambots and they got together to put up a Christmas...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Claim Amway Is Recession Proof Business
I can’t tell you how many times I heard the upline Platinum spout off that Amway is a recession proof business. He would follow that statement up by saying even in a recession people still need to eat,...
View ArticleAmway Asshole Of The Year
Being a fucking asshole is just part of the job description when you’re an Amway IBO but some Ambots are bigger fucking assholes than others. So how do you choose which fucking Amway asshole is a...
View ArticleLet’s Bitchslap Fucking Amway Ambots!
I am the voice of the wives of all ambots. You know those nasty, horrible, despicable brainwashed robots who go around bragging that they’re “business owners” because Amway gives their commissioned...
View ArticleHave A Happy And Amwayless New Year!
I hope everyone has been enjoying the holiday season. Not everyone who has someone in Amway has been enjoying the holidays. It was very sad on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that readers whose lives...
View ArticleAmway Ambot New Year’s Resolution
New Year’s hits and all of a sudden we're getting a ton of people showing up here after googling “Freedom flush that stinking job.” The ambot’s New Year’s resolution chant! Its all part of the attitude...
View ArticleEscape The Rat Race Or Become Rat Faced Amway Ambot
Want to start the New Year by finding a new career and becoming your own boss? That goal could be on some people’s New Year’s resolutions. Whatever you do don’t get involved in a scam like Amway or...
View ArticleAmway WWDB Orgy
Amway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Dream Night is a financial orgy. Yep you read that right so go ahead and have a good laugh! Someone asks the sack of shit Platinum what Dream Night is. Here’s the...
View ArticleWork For Amway And Get Treated Like Shit
Its no secret that Amway and upline IBO’s treat downline ambots like shit but what about Amway’s employees? Are the people who work for the various Amway and Alticor offices and distribution...
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Amway Ambots On Mission To Destroy Lives
All was quiet in the tiny town of Normal, USA.Then the battle cry was heard! Amway warriors!The ambots are coming! The ambots are coming!These horrible villains were well known throughout the land...
View ArticleSex Power Increases From Amway? LOL!
Amway Ambots do the damnedest searches on the Internet and show up at this blog. Yup some dumb fuck Amway asshole is searching online for “sex power increases from Amway” and ending up at a post where...
View Article100+ Ways Amway Ambots Love To Say Negative
OK These posts originally started out as 100 Ways Amway Ambots LOVE To Say Negative. And then part 2 and part 3 and part 4 – 100 More Ways Amway Ambots Love To Say Negative. But now the first post has...
View ArticleNot All Home Based Businesses Are Scams Like Amway
There are a number of reasons why people get sucked into the Amway scam. I think mostly it starts off with the love bombing that some people seem to enjoy and crave and once they like these new Ambot...
View ArticleBest Paying Jobs For Women Are NOT In Amway
I read a Forbes article that talked about the best paying jobs for women. The list was rather bogus and sexist. Mostly it listed careers in what used to be predominantly male occupations like...
View ArticleFollow The Passion Not The Money ~ Reverse That For Amway Ambots
Some entrepreneurs who love what they do every day say to follow the passion and the money will follow. Of course it’s a different philosophy in Amway The Cult of Greed. It’s all about the money and...
View ArticleStupid Amway Ambots Buy From “Their Own Business”
Here’s a comment left by a reader scratching his (her?) head at stupid Amway Ambot logic and lack of business sense:They read out the CORE steps on the recruitment night that my ex invited me to, and...
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