Living The Amway Ambot Dream: Eat Drink Duplicate
Search criteria used by an Amway ambot to find his way to this blog: eat drink duplicate Amway.That tells me the same bullshit I heard at Scamway meetings is still being taught today.At every Amway...
View ArticleThe Money Doesn’t Go To Me
Our sack of shit Amway Platinum ordered all “serious business builders” to buy a Premier Membership to World Wide Dream Builders. Cost is $49.95/month. What does an IBO get from WWDB for this awesome...
View ArticleI'm A Failure As An Amway Asshole
One of the prerequisites to becoming an Amway IBO is that you have to be an asshole. The biggest fucking jerk asshole around. If you're not a good liar before signing up to the Amway cult you have to...
View ArticleAmway Emerald Teaches Us How To Go Out There and Get Customers!
In an Amway meeting run by the asshole Emerald he said he or the sack of shit Platinum would teach us how to go out there and get customers. What? You mean there’s more to it than sniping prospects at...
View ArticleEnd The Vicious Amway Cycle
I’d say my husband is average when it comes to figuring out how long many IBO’s stick it out with Amway. Most ambots will quit Amway somewhere between 3 months and a year. That can be an eternity to a...
View ArticleBeing In Amway = In “The Business” Of Giving Away Your Money
It used to crack me up at Family Reunion or Free Enterprise Days and the Diamonds would get up on stage and talk about how they got into “the business” or how “the business” has changed their lives or...
View ArticleTell The Amway Cult To Fuck Off!
Its kind of troubling the pattern of search hits this blog gets: “Should I kick my Amway ambot out of the house?”“What happens when husbands and wives don’t agree on Amway?”“How do you get someone to...
View ArticleUncle Ambot Asshole
Interesting tidbit that Ambot met a couple at a mutual friend’s place and the wife’s uncle used to be an Amway Diamond. I think Ambot might have told me about them but I forgot until we ran into the...
View ArticleIgnore Fucking Amway Ambots!
A reader shares what its like getting pestered by Amway ambots on campus. This happened to me before. In my case, they didn't mention the name and i got sucked into a meeting.I didn't get sucked in but...
View Article“PLEASE Join My Amway Scam!” Begs the Lousy Shitfaced IBO
This post is dedicated to the lousy shitfaced Amway IBO who phoned Ambot at 11pm to shoot the shit. That fucker quit Amway and is involved in another MLM scam. Fucking moron! Quit pissing me off! Leave...
View Article“You're Not Educated” Screech Amway Ambots!
I've noticed an upswing on comments left by brainwashed Amway Ambots screeching about how I'm not educated. This coming from a bunch of fucktards who can't spell, don't know how to work the caps lock...
View ArticleBrainwashed Amway Ambots Will Never Understand
Contrary to brainwashed ambot opinion, I am not consumed with others who are pursuing something better. I am consumed with letting other people know how I feel about the assholes in our Amway...
View ArticleAmway Destroyed My Mortgage
I’ve heard from a reader who mortgaged their house to buy Amway products. Why the fuck do people do things like this? Its all part of Amway’s sell the hope not the soap campaign. We go to Amway...
View ArticleCan You Get Free Amway Products And Then Quit?
Interesting. A Google search for “can you get the free Amway products and then quit” brought a searcher to this blog. All I could think was what the hell are the free Amway products? Those bastards...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Love Amway Goads
For those of you who have had to put up with listening to the Amway band the Goads and occasionally stop by here looking information about them, you’ve come to the wrong place! Ha! I remember hearing...
View ArticleHow Does Amway Fuck People Over More Than Once?
A question I’ve often asked myself is how did Ambot get involved with a shitty organization like Amway? The next question I ask myself is how did Ambot get involved with a shitty organization like...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Brainwashed To Believe They’re Entrepreneurs
Does your Facebook feed or your emails or running into people result in some sales pitch for an MLM scam?Amway Ambots aren’t the only shysters out there scamming people. There are all kinds of pyramid...
View ArticleWarning Signs Of The Amway Cult
I was trying to find a web site that might help spouses, family, and friends of Amway cult followers. The Cult Information Center is a British group but they provide a page that has links to groups...
View ArticleShopping At Walmart Versus Shopping At Amway
I read an article about what to buy and what to avoid at Walmart. (original link is now dead)Putting the same theory to the test a similar article could be written about Amway except in the what to...
View ArticleWake Up When You’re Done Sleeping
How many times have you heard one of the Amway speakers say something to the effect of “wouldn’t it be great to wake up in the morning when you’re done sleeping”. I know I heard our sack of shit...
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