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A Mistress Called Amway Scamway

Usually it is our husbands who are approached by a friend who tells them about an amazing business opportunity. A home based business where they work 10 to 15 hours a week and can earn an extra $1000 a...

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Are America’s Richest Families Full Of Ambots?

Here’s a link to a list from Forbes on America’s richest families. http://www.forbes.com/families/list/5/#tab:overall  No one should be surprised to see the owners of Walmart are in the #1 slot. Their...

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Everyone Hates It When They Get Amwayed!

Yup its time to play a favorite jingle again! You might have to play it twice. Once to listen to the lyrics and twice to read about the Amway criminals.Amway teaches Ambots to be scammers outside of...

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Holy Fuck How Did I End Up In The Amway Room?

How many times have I sat through an Amway bored plan meeting all the time thinking what the fuck am I doing here. The sack of shit Amway cult leader yapping away says the same bullshit over and over...

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Does Amway Have Any Good Products

A searcher found their way here after googling “does Amway have any good products”. The short answer is NO! Then the argument can be that the definition of a good product is subjective. For example if...

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Who Wants To Haul Ass To Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2018

Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2018 function is coming up. If anyone has information about it for 2018 feel free to load up the comments. This...

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Who Cares? Not Fucking Amway Assholes!

There’s a Diamond couple whose names I don’t remember and the only time I saw them was at a rally - one of those all day events that ends in the evening with new pins crossing the stage. A couple of...

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Who Wants To Listen To A Screeching Fucking Amway Ambot

I’m sure there are many wives, family and friends of ambots out there who hated listening to the dreaded Amway tapes or CD’s that were purchased weekly. Invest in your Amway business demand the fucking...

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Part Time Online Shoppers – Must Be Amway Scamway

Someone sent me a link for what is clearly a fake job ad on Craigslist probably listed by some scheming Amway asshole. Ad title is Online Shoppers Wanted Anywhere Work Part Time. The ad says it’s a...

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Amway Ambots Don’t Care

A recent searcher was looking for information on this phrase:“some will some won’t who cares Amway”This is probably a quote from this ambot’s upline Platinum because it sounds exactly like something...

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Can’t Scam People To Join Amway?

Has everyone seen the ambot who dropped by to leave a canned Amspeak response on the post HowTo Convince Your Husband To Quit Amway? Anonymous said... I don't understand....your husband is out there,...

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Jennifer The Fucking Amway Loser

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-ball/to-the-stranger-who-ruined-my-sons-saturday-night_b_5230283.html?ncid=webmail1 The author of this piece talks about how Amway ruined her son’s Saturday...

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WWDB Stands For: Worthless Wonders Dreaming Bullshit

This post is dedicated to the lousy shitfaced IBO who phoned Ambot at 11pm to shoot the shit. That fucker quit Amway to follow our former sack of shit Platinum over to Monavie another MLM scam. Fucking...

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The Fucking Assholes In Our Amway Upline

People must be wondering was there anyone in our upline who I actually liked? The short answer is no. With the exception of the asshole who sponsored us, most of the others I was civil enough to have...

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I’m Not Good Enough To Be In Amway

That’s right. I’m not good enough to be in Amway. 1.               I’m not good enough at lying to people. 2.               I’m not good enough at sneering at people who refuse to join Amway 3....

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You Get What You Pay For?

(Rerunning an old post when Blogger was having maintenance issues….) Anyone can sign up with blogger.com and get a free account to write a blog. This month has seen some service issues. Blogger was...

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Look Inside An Amway Cult Meeting

A reader responds to a negative Amway ambot who left the typical Amspeak response to one of the posts on this blog but is a good post in itself about what one can expect when getting involved with...

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Searchers Thinking About Suing The Fucking Assholes In Their Amway Upline

We’re getting a lot of searchers checking this blog while looking for information to sue their upline in Amway. Not sue Amway. Sue their Amway upline. Here I want to say “Whew!” We never signed up any...

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Asshole Amway Cult Leaders Enforce TV Watching Ban!

Our Emerald upline once used a whiteboard where he drew a quadrant based on how much TV IBO’s were allowed to watch. All new IBO’s or maybe it was IBO’s under 2500 pin levels - don't remember - were in...

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No Embarrassement No Pressure

One of the nicest things about no longer being in Amway is that we no longer have to eyeball everyone we meet as a prospect to be recruited into the business. No more striking up phony conversations...

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