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Buy Nothing From Amway And Be Heard

I saw an interview with a man who’s written a book about consumers and how we can make corporations behave. He uses his blog to get the word out there about different companies. Mostly this has to do...

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Amway Defectors

Someone did a search for “Amway defectors” and ended up at this blog. Ha! I love it. Perfect name. Someone should start up a forum called that and we could all head over to chat! Whenever I heard the...

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Sign Up To Amway And Be Your Own Best Customer

The Amway upline would tell the IBO’s to go crazy ass nuts and purchase Amway products and be your own best customer. They’d preach: Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying...

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How To Price Yourself Out Of Business

There was apost on Amthrax referring to apost on MLM Punisher’s blog on how much money you want. (edited to add that MLM Punisher is another blogger who moved on and no longer blogs) The original post...

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Lines Amway IBOs Use To Scam Prospects

At meetings we attended the IBOs were often berated by our sack of shit Platinum because prospects had not been brought to the meeting. Most people can’t find anyone to come to a meeting once they...

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Breaking News From Amway IBO! Bush Is An Ambot!

It's just incredible the lies Amway cult leaders tell to their followers. And when it comes to Amway scamming poor victims in 3rd world countries, the cult leaders rely that people are too poor to be...

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Hate Or Love The Amway Upline?

I had a newly signed up IBO stop by to claim they would never spend “insane” amounts of money on Amway. I had detailed some of the basic monthly expenses each IBO has to shell out in order to keep in...

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Get The Fuck Out Of Amway And There’ll Be No More Pressure And No More...

One of the nicest things about no longer being in Amway is that we no longer have to eyeball everyone we meet as a prospect to be recruited into the busines. No more striking up phony conversations...

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The American Dream Ain’t Fucking Amway

I read an article about how the concept of the American Dream has changed. And that might be due to changing technology and job and travel opportunities. People don't have to stay in the little town...

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The Amway Nutrilite Dissolving Test

One day I heard Ambot throwing things into the toilet. Lots of little splashes. Nothing good can ever come of that so I went over to investigate. He was cleaning out his medicine cabinet because we're...

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Stick It Amway! Stick It Up Your Ass Amway!

When we were inside the Amway cult we were told to stick pictures of new cars, dream homes, and other material possessions on the refrigerator. First of all I don’t like stuff stuck on my fridge. I’ve...

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You Love What You Do?

If you love what you do you never work a day in your life. That’s something to think about whether you’re self employed or work for someone else. There are employees who love the company they work for,...

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Amway Diet Scam – Trim, Body Key, Healthpointe…..

Liz says: I got talked into trying Amway's Healthpointe 2.0 program for weightloss. Stupid, stupid, stupid! They get you to buy the program ("You can't put a price on your health!") for about $80AU but...

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Membership Fees

This is gonna be one of these posts where Amway gets dissed more than the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. The prices mentioned were current when this first originally appeared on the blog. Check...

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Pay Big Bucks For Amway Laundry Soap And It Does A Pissy Job

An Amway ambot dropped by to leave a comment that is typical of any Amway IBO – lies. In this case the ambot claims that consumer reports say that Amway’s laundry soap SA8 is the best out there. I...

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Amway Cult Leaders Use Your Dreams Against You

When recruits are being prospected by IBO’s they are asked about their dreams. Often that is met by silence. Most people don’t know how to respond to “what are your dreams” because its kind of private...

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Theo The Executive Diamond Tells Us How To Get Rich Quick in Amway

I had an Amway Executive Diamond stop by the blog to leave a comment! Wow I should be so flattered! An Amway Diamond is reading a blog devoted to cursing out the fucking assholes in the Amway upline!...

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Amway Professional Liars

If someone is a good liar then they have the potential to be part of the teensy fraction of 1% of IBO’s who make money at Amway. This is because you have to lie all the time when recruiting prospects...

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Snobby Snotty Asshole Amway Loser Of The Week

It’s been awhile since we’ve done an Amway asshole of the week. Like its been a long time. The main reason we stopped was the banana writing those posts moved on but the Amway assholes keep showing up...

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The Amway Platinum’s Mouth Moves!

So who watches Judge Judy? Whenever she has teenagers on the show she asks their parents how they know their teenager is lying. The answer: “Every time their mouths are moving.” That same answer...

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