Amway Losers Love Trading Business Cards
When we were in Amway the assholes in our upline told us that now we were “business owners” to figure out a business name to call the company. To hell with going through any proper measures to legally...
View ArticleTrade Show At Amway WWDB Family Reunion
When we arrived at the hotel we stayed at during Amway WWDB Family Reunion we barely checked in and put our bags in the room when Ambot wanted to haul ass over to the convention arena because something...
View ArticleWanna Quit Amway? “You Can’t Quit Now!”
“You can’t quit now. Not when success is just around the corner. You’re about to go really big.” We’ve all heard that phrase from the fucking assholes in our Amway upline. Or something similar enough....
View ArticleWho Wants To See Real Amway Ass Pictures
Just when you think you’ve seen all the shit that Amway ambots search for online and end up at this blog another one comes up. Search criteria: “Real Amway Ass Pictures” OK now I throw out the argument...
View ArticleAmway Is Fucking Creepy!
I get a few Google searches ending up on my blog for “Amway is creepy”. The last search being done by someone in Sweden?! Hmmm..... Seeing as how this blog is about #10 on the creepy search I thought...
View ArticleAmbot Dick Drives To Amway WWDB Family Reunion
(Thanks Dick for sharing your story!) I remember one year we were driving down to a major function.It was myself, my wife, another couple in our downline, and a single guy in our downline (all friends...
View ArticleAmway The Scamster Company For Losers
Remember how Amway ambots strategically place Amway products or use them in hopes that others will ask about it and maybe want to buy it. Prospect notices Ambot drinking Perfect Water and gloating...
View ArticleAnything For A Buck?
Remember the show Newhart that was on in the 80’s? Larry and his brother Daryl and his other brother Daryl ran a restaurant and a sideline business called "anything for a buck". Sometimes I think Ambot...
View ArticleJoin The Amway Cult And Become An Obnoxious Know It All
Another thing that really pissed me of about the Amway ambots I had to put up with was that every single one of those bastards was an expert on EVERYTHING! You name it those fuckers knew everything...
View ArticlePay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2018
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2018 or Motivational Days or whatever the fuck those Amway losers are calling it is wrapping up and the upline assholes already have their hands out...
View ArticleHiring Amway Ambots Is A REALLY Bad Idea
I’ve been to enough Amway meetings where the Platinum or Diamond speaker shows contempt to anyone who has a job. They sneer at people who have jobs. They put down people who have jobs. They criticize...
View ArticleAnything But Amway – Unlesss You’re A Broke Ambot Loser!
When I attended Dream Night several couples were invited to come forward, take the microphone, and say something. I think they may have been eagles or double eagles. They’d reached some level but I’m...
View ArticlePssst! Hey Buddy Wanna Buy A Dream?
This post is inspired by a Google ad that I’ve seen. “Buy dreams”. Interesting concept. Someone can’t think up their own dream so they have to buy someone else’s dream. I ought to try that as a...
View ArticleDo You Need An Amway Business License?
I hadn’t gone to an Amway meeting in a long time, but one night after his prospect no showed I agreed to accompany Ambot to listen to the boring Emerald spew out some bullshit. It had been at least 5...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Toss In Grenades
Every now and then a brainwashed Amway IBO shows up to leave a comment on my blog or one of the blogs on the reading list to criticize us for having jobs, leading ordinary lives, not having anything...
View ArticleDoes Amway Have Any Good Products?
A searcher found their way here after googling “does Amway have any good products”. The short answer is NO! Then the argument can be that the definition of a good product is subjective. For example if...
View ArticleBeware Of Amway Scamway Job Ads
Someone sent me a link for what is clearly a fake job ad on Craigslist probably listed by some scheming Amway asshole. Ad title is Online Shoppers Wanted Anywhere Work Part Time. The ad says it’s a...
View ArticleWho Wants To Mow The Lawn?
One day Ambot and I were in the car and Ambot pulls out his cell phone to call his beloved Platinum. He asks him if his teenage son would like the job of mowing our lawn. What the fuck! Ambot NEVER...
View ArticleProducts You Love Ain’t Sold By Amway
Injecting a little love into this post!“The Products You Love”. Inspired by yet another Google Ad pretending not to be Amway. But I’m wise to these false advertisers now. The only way I’m clicking my...
View ArticlePart 1 Getting Prospected By An Amway Ambot
A reader shares his story about how Ambots follow the Amway script. Thank you! About a month ago I was informed by one of my Facebook friends (a guy that went to my high school, goes to college with...
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