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Simba Is The Amway Asshole Of The Week

It’s like hello let’s do another Amway asshole of the week post and I have one here courtesy of a fucking Amway asshole called Simba:Anna banana, what's your real name then? Can not ask for other...

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Amway Ambots Sniping Prospects At The Mall

If you're looking for something pointless to do, try this exercise that Amway losers love to do called sniping prospects at the mall. One night the Platinum sack of shit called a “special meeting” for...

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Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2018

WWDB Amway are holding Free Enterprise Days FED 2018 probably in Portland Oregon like they usually do but I don’t know for sure. Amway Ambots behave badly at these events and Amway gets banned from...

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Over Saturation Of Amway Ambots

If anyone has every worked for a large wholesale company selling products to retailers they likely know about sales reps. The company will hire staff whose job it is to stop by stores and see if they...

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Have Coffee With Your Amway Makeup?

Someone in Ambot’s upline decided he had to hold a coffee klatch at our house and then whip out the Artistry cosmetics. Ambotta, one of the women in our upline - I think she was Eagle or had been at...

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Hey Amway Ambots I’m NOT Fuckwithable!

Not coachable = not brainwashable Unfuckwithable – look it up on urban dictionary or somewhere else. I like this one: When you’re truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or...

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Signs Your Ambot Is Starting To Ditch Amway

The Internet is full of stories about marriages destroyed by involvement in Amway. Most of the stories its the husband who’s the Amway keener and the wife who may be supportive at first then wants...

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What’s Amway Free Enterprise Days FED Really Like?

A reader who went to Amway Free Enterprise Days gives us a first hand impression of what FED is really like.At the FED I attended I got to see the inauguration of a new Diamond to the club. To say the...

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The Best Paying Jobs For Women Are NOT In Amway

I read a Forbes article that talked about the best paying jobs for women. http://www.forbes.com/sites/jennagoudreau/2011/12/15/best-jobs-for-women-in-2012-salary-satisfaction-security-growth/and sorry...

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Why Wives Want Their Ambot Husbands To Quit Amway

Separate and divide! That’s the upline’s motto when a husband is more interested in being an Amway IBO than the wife is. When word is out that the wife wants her husband to quit Amway the upline kicks...

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How Do I Get Someone Out Of The Amway Cult?

There’s a podcast featuring Robert Fitzgerald of Pyramid Scheme Alert and one of the questions the interviewer asks is how do you get someone out of an MLM cult....

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8PM Amway Warriors

At some of the major functions I attended I often heard the speakers from stage refer to the husband as a warrior. The man would call himself a warrior fighting for his family’s financial future. And...

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Ambot Ben Goes To Amway Free Enterprise Days FED

Thanks to Ben for sharing his Amway Free Enterprise Days experience. Nothing has changed in Amway! THE FED (Freedom Enterprise Days)!!! Can we first start with the name? How ridiculous is it for them...

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Who Sells The Shittiest Towels? – Amway!

The worst towels I have ever used came from Amway. This was a few years back. I have no idea if Amway still sells shitty towels. I can’t remember what colors Ambot purchased. I definitely remember red....

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Who Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2018?

Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event...

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Turn Off Your Fucking Cell Phones!

At every Amway board plan meeting I attended, the person who lived there stood up to introduce the pompous sack of shit Platinum. Seeing as how it was pretty much always the same group of about 10 or...

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106 More Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative

It never fails to amaze me that lying scamming Amway assholes show up to a web page that is all about getting the word out that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes. Then these bastards...

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Amway Ambots On A Mission To Find People Who Want To Save Money

“We want to show you how to save money buying from your own shop and then you find other people who want to save money and teach them how to set up their own shops so they can save money too.” I heard...

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Ambot Ben Goes To Amway WWDB FED And Escapes Ambotsville!

A lot of people get sucked into the Amway cult because they bought into the bullshit that they’ll own their “own business” and be able to provide for their family and retire at 21 and walk the beaches...

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Amway Losers Love Making Assholes Out Of Themselves

You got to be a good liar to be in Amway and Ambots show up here to tell whoppers but not really all that much more different than the lies I heard at Amway meetings. On a website that is dedicated to...

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