The Stepford Ambots
I remember seeing the original Stepford Wives movie on TV back in the days when the networks did more made for TV movies. I also have the DVD of the screen version starring Matthew Broderick and Nicole...
View ArticleNot Living The Amway Nightmare
The resurrection of this post is dedicated to one of our readers who signs off as Living the Amway Nightmare.I am one of the lucky ones who got away from the evil clutches of the Amway cult. Though...
View ArticleAmway Ambots And Smoke And Mirrors
At sometime in our lives, we have been or are likely to be approached by recruiters of Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) and Network Marketing (NM) organizations, promising a great new business opportunity...
View ArticleJohn The Silver Bozo
Did everyone see this bozo John the Silver post a comment on one of Joecool’s blogs? http://thefactsabouttheamwayopportunity.blogspot.com/2011/04/amway-ibo-comment.htmlAll you negative people make me...
View ArticleAmway IBO’s Are Commissioned Sales Reps
One of the biggest arguments that people being prospected by an Amway IBO come up with are that they are not salespeople and are not interested in being a salesperson. The brainwashed IBO fights back...
View ArticleStrike It Rich In Amway? Unlikely
Have you ever had an Amway Ambot ask you if you’ve ever wanted to be your own boss and be rich? That’s a common line used in Amway the Cult of Greed when prospecting new cult members.Unless your last...
View ArticleThe Amway IBO Guide To Wasting Time And Money Doing Dishes
Nobody likes doing dishes. Ambot does not like doing dishes at all. I swear if he was single he’d buy paper plates and plastic cutlery so he could throw them out after he’s done eating! So doing the...
View ArticleAmway Ambot Sex Fiends
Got more laughable searches by horndog Amway assholes who landed at this blog. We’ve decided to copy and paste the searches and keep bringing up this post so you might see duplicates if we didn’t...
View ArticleHow To Get Rid of An Amway Salesman
Word of warning. I recommend you’re not drinking anything while watching this video or your computer screen will be wearing it!One of these things you find online and it makes you laugh. Forget the guy...
View ArticleHow 2 Broke Girls Got Even Broker The Amway Way
When this post was originally published on this blog the CBS show 2 Broke Girls was just about to begin on September 19, 2011. In May 2017 CBS announced they’re cancelling the show. Too bad because I...
View ArticleWho Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2020?
Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Fucking Facebook Snipers
About 2 months after Facebook became live on the Internet a guy I know sent me a friend request. I didn’t know what Facebook was so I left the email alone for awhile and then one day I finally clicked...
View ArticleCommunikate Makes Amway Ambots Superior Over Other Amway Ambots
When we were in the Amway cult our Platinum cult leader told all his followers that they had to be on Communikate. He would know who the serious business builders are because they subscribe to...
View ArticleAmway Snobs And Communikate Rip-off
One of our readers shares his Amway experience, getting ripped off by Communikate and the snotty snobby Amway Ambot attitude: I have to agree with you. There is a pompous holier-than-thou attitude...
View ArticleAmway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2020
WWDB and Amway are holding Free Enterprise Days FED 2020 by video conference and the cost is $93 to buy a ticket to this Amway shit show. Usually Amway World Wide Dream Builders hold FED in October...
View ArticleNasty Amway Shit Rears Its Ugly Head
Just when I thought I’d seen the last of the Amway shit get out of our house I had a nasty surprise when I was cleaning out a kitchen shelf of items I don’t use too much. Downsizing and wiping down...
View ArticleI See Amway Doom And Gloom!
The thing I’ve noticed about Amway ambots is that they are the most negative people around. At every Amway meeting I attended our Platinum would moan and bitch about all the bad things happening in...
View ArticleAmway Courier Fucks Up
A friend works in an office building that’s about 14 or 15 stories high. Her company is spread out over 3 or 4 floors I think of the building. There’s retail stores and a coffee shop on the ground...
View ArticleQualifications For Landing Amway Customer Service Job
I get a lot of hits from a reader(s) in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Most of them are affiliated with Alticor/Amway. They love Anna Banana! Gotta get their daily dose! I got a hit from someone in Grand...
View ArticleAmway Bullshit Mantra – Be Dead Or Broke By Age 65
Who remembers sitting through boring Amway meetings listening to some sack of shit Amway asshole spouting off about how 95% of the population will be dead or broke by age 65. And the other 5%? They had...
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