Shopping At Walmart Versus Shopping At Amway
I read an article about what to buy and what to avoid at Walmart. (original link is now dead)Putting the same theory to the test a similar article could be written about Amway except in the what to...
View ArticleWake Up When You’re Done Sleeping
How many times have you heard one of the Amway speakers say something to the effect of “wouldn’t it be great to wake up in the morning when you’re done sleeping”. I know I heard our sack of shit...
View ArticleWhat An Amway Meeting Is Really Like
Tonight we're attending about the best Amway meeting ever!Full of bullshit Amspeak propaganda and Amway assholes as the hosts. They managed to fit in a lot of Amwayisms.This is the audience that I...
View ArticleChildren Of Amway Ambots
The Married To An Ambot blog gets messages from children of ambots that we sometimes repost as their own blog posts in case readers missed them in the comments. Ambot children had horrible childhoods...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Lie That Amway Owns Orlando Arena
At every Amway meeting I went to the Amway cult leader would be bragging about all the shit that Amway owns. Or Amway’s owners own.This is another opportunity to point out that if your last name ain’t...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Nosy Bastards
When I was in Amway, putting up with the lousy bastards in our line of sponsorship World Wide Dream Builders was just as bad as throwing our money away buying overpriced shitty Amway products. But then...
View ArticleAmway Cult Leaders And Their Nosy Questions
The last time we ran the post about Amway Ambots Are Nosy Bastards - one of our readers shared their experience:It's true that the freaks in Amway are intensely curious and intrusive into the private...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Piss Poor At Handling Negative Situations
How a person reacts to a negative situation reflects on how they handle their business.Its kind of like karma in a way. Handle a negative situation correctly and it won’t come back and bite you in the...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Claim Amway Is Recession Proof Business
I can’t tell you how many times I heard the upline Platinum spout off that Amway is a recession proof business. He would follow that statement up by saying even in a recession people still need to eat,...
View ArticleAmway IBOs Brag How Amway Invented The Refund Policy
Does it ever fail to amaze you how many Amway ambots show up at this blog and probably every other “negative” Amway website they can scrounge up to brag about Amway’s refund policy?What’s with these...
View ArticleWhat Kind Of Car Does An Amway Ambot Get?
A searcher ended up at this blog after searching on Google for what kind of car does an Amway Diamond get. Don’t forget to read the post about theclunker brigade.Many IBO’s in our LOS were driving rust...
View ArticleWoman Dates Amway Ambot – One Date More Than Enough!
I’ve heard from a reader who got the old Amway pitch when she thought she was going out on a date. She’s smart enough not to throw any money at a scheme drawn up on a napkin. Her date is the typical...
View ArticleThe Lunch Box (Not Roseanne’s)
A few years ago some friends gave me a designer lunch box for my birthday. Interesting choice especially since I haven’t worked an outside job for a long time and have no need to pack a lunch anywhere....
View ArticleAmway Ambots Aspire To Be Members Of The Secret Knowledge Club
Amway is full of secrets. Ambots would even claim that the secret to financial success is becoming an Amway salesperson. Our sack of shit Platinum was always holding it over our heads that he held the...
View ArticleSelling Amway Products On Amazon
I was surprised to see Amway products for sale on Amazon - totally discovered that by accident. First of all I’m pretty sure that Amway has some rule saying you can’t flog your Amway shit online cause...
View ArticleNo Use For Amway Nutrilite Vitamins
One day Ambot opens his expensive box of shit from Amway and pulls out a bunch of Nutrilite vitamins that his upline has brainwashed him into believing he had to have. One of the useless vitamins he...
View ArticleSecret ScAmway Man
This video is kind of funny. Grinning Amway fool hanging out with mobsters. Or maybe that’s not such a far stretch from reality.
View ArticleAmway Cult Leaders Demand Checks Payable To Cash
Whenever we attended an Amway meeting held in an auditorium where a Diamond or an Emerald was speaking we had to cough up ten bucks apiece. A mere price to pay for the knowledge and wisdom we were...
View ArticleRecycling Amway IBOmobiles
Colin brought up an interesting point when it comes to cars the IBO’s drive. Do they recycle them within the line of sponsorship and sell them to someone else downline or crossline? I would say that’s...
View Article50 Cents Ain’t Worth A Plugged Nickel In Amway
One of the bananas tells us that at Amway cult meetings the sack of shit Platinum used to brag that a rapper named 50 Cent was an Amway IBO. I have no way of knowing this is true or how hard he tried...
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