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Make Less (And Less Money) In Amway

This is kind of a part 2 to the post about whether Amway Platinums make $75,000 income. That post is where I wonder why people who own their own businesses or work a job for somebody else and earn over...

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Do You Remember Quixtar?

A few years ago Amway changed its name to Quixtar. I’m not sure when but I’ll throw out 2000 give or take a couple of years. I know our first round of Amway hell the name was Quixtar but I don’t know...

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Amway Ambot Deathtrap Is Inability To Deliver On Promises

One thing that legitimate business owners learn (sometimes the hard way) is to always deliver what you promised. Whether that’s a product or a service if you tell the customer that a product will be...

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5 Ways To Know If You’ve Got What It Takes To Be An Amway Loser

How many people are familiar with the Manta website? If you’re not a business owner or looking for a company to do business with there’s not much reason you’d know the website. Basically its like the...

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Amway Ambots Must Ask Permission From Upline For Everything

Once a new Ambot has been thoroughly brainwashed into the Amway cult thanks to the love bombing tactics, then the real personalities of the upline Amway assholes shows themselves. They’re bullies and...

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Amway Royalty

I get brainwashed ambots doing Google searches for “Amway is awesome” or “World Wide Dream Builders WWDB is awesome” and they end up at this blog. I can hardly help it that this blog is so high up on...

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I Won’t Work With You If You Don’t Buy Amway Tools Screech The Upline!

Amway’s brochures glosses over how some of their line of sponsorship groups sell motivational items. As a disclosure the Amway literature states - and here I’m paraphrasing - that purchasing these...

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What’s Worse? Your Boss Or Your Amway Platinum?

A comment left on this blog got me to thinking this would be a good topic for a post. Who is worse? Your boss or your Amway upline? Its been many years since I’ve held a job. No matter what those dumb...

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Amway IBOs Are Failures As Human Beings

One can say that Amway IBO’s are failures at lots of things. They’re failures as business owners. They’re failures at being honest. They’re failures at compassion. They’re failures at owning houses....

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Reasons To Hate And Despise The Amway UPline

I thought I’d cover some reasons why I can’t stand our Amway upline. These are the type of things that Amway’s head office doesn’t want people like me putting out there on the Internet. Even more so...

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Texts And Phone Calls From Amway UPline

Last night at dinner Ambot said something about me sending him too many text messages because he has to stop what he’s doing to look at them. I think I sent him 4 today. And OK I admit one text was...

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Free Gift After Quitting Amway?

I just know I'll never see it all when it comes to search criteria for people finding their way to my blog.And you know me, always up for finding some new keywords to add to my blog!So this searcher...

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How To Be Good Amway Cult Leader

Here are my observations based on observing our sack of shit Platinum on what qualities a person must possess if they want to be a good Amway Cult Leader.If you don’t possess these qualities or unable...

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Walk Across That Stage

One of the things we heard over and over and over at Amway meetings was “walking across the stage”. It referred to when ambots reached a certain volume of Amway products being sold in their business or...

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Amway Ambots Leave People Behind

Part of being involved in Amway is listening the cult leaders talk about destroying existing relationships the ambots have with their family, friends, and co-workers. Like any cult, the brainwashing...

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Things Ambots Can’t Afford As Long As They Stay Inside The Amway Cult

Today’s post compiles a list of things that Amway Ambots can not afford. Well they might be able to afford it if they weren’t so all consumed possessed to throw all their money away to the Great Amway...

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Amway Can’t Brainwash Us All!

Our pompous sack of shit Platinum had a ton of reasons he didn’t like me, mostly because I was such a rebel and disinterested in anything Amway. Also his fear that I would take back control of our...

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Baby Turns 6!

Couldn’t let Married To An Ambot’s birthday go by without saying a few words. 6 years baby! Happy birthday! Its been awhile since we’ve posted statistics so here’s where we’re at after 6 years which...

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Join Amway To Become Ambot Server

A comment left by an ambot stated that he is in Amway to “serve” others so I decided to revisit the whole Amway ambot server thing. Our Platinum sack of shit would stroke up Ambot’s ego by calling him...

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Ben Escapes! Buh Bye Amway!

Thanks to Ben for sharing his Amway story.When I got out of college last year, I got a job in telemarketing (yes I was one of those people for a brief period, and it actually does work...unbelievably)....

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