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Texts And Phone Calls From Amway UPline

One night at dinner Ambot said something about me sending him too many text messages because he has to stop what he’s doing to look at them. I think I sent him 4. And OK I admit one text was about the...

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Amway After Sex Product

Yup an ambot drop in found their way to this blog after Googling “Amway after sex product.” I don’t know if I even want to know the answer to that! Ambots just don't get laid anyway! Who'd want to...

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Free Gift After Quitting Amway

I just know I'll never see it all when it comes to search criteria for people finding their way to this blog. And you know me, always up for finding some new keywords to add to the blog! So this...

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Don’t Pay Your Rent!

Who else remembers going to Amway meetings and listening to the cult leader gush on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about the next Amway major function and how it’s the go to event of...

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Amway Functions Are A Shit Show

One of our readers shares a story but I’m sure he got the Amway brainwashing conferences titles mixed up. FED happens in October unless the WWDB organizer fucks up and can’t book an arena in time then...

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Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2023

In 2020 WWDB and Amway are held Free Enterprise Days FED 2020 by video conference and the cost was $93 to buy a ticket to this Amway shit show. It’s probably more cost effective to do a video...

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What’s Amway Free Enterprise Days FED Really Like?

A reader who went to Amway Free Enterprise Days gives us a first hand impression of what FED is really like. At the FED I attended I got to see the inauguration of a new Diamond to the club. To say the...

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An Ode To Amway Shit

The last time we published the post about the Amway Shit Show one of our readers came up with a poem. LOL! Around here we appreciate Amway toilet humor. The Goads should put it to music and get the...

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First Amway FED Free Enterprise Days

A reader attends their first Amway FED Free Enterprise Days and sums it up quickly:I clearly remember my first(and last) FED, where many first time attendees were leaving the auditorium half way...

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Ambot Ben Goes To Amway Free Enterprise Days FED

Thanks to Ben for sharing his Amway Free Enterprise Days experience. Nothing has changed in Amway! THE FED (Freedom Enterprise Days)!!! Can we first start with the name? How ridiculous is it for them...

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Ambot Ben Goes To Amway WWDB FED And Escapes Ambotsville!

A lot of people get sucked into the Amway cult because they bought into the bullshit that they’ll own their “own business” and be able to provide for their family and retire at 21 and walk the beaches...

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How To Be Good Amway Cult Leader

Here are my observations based on observing our sack of shit Platinum on what qualities a person must possess if they want to be a good Amway Cult Leader.If you don’t possess these qualities or unable...

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What Happens When You Don’t Pay Amway?

We have a lot of fun with search criteria that people use to show up at the marriedtoanambot blog. One of the searchers wants to know “what happens when you don’t pay Amway” First off not paying Amway...

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I’m FED Up!

I’ve been getting a lot of hits lately for Free Enterprise Days that WWDB and Amway is holding who knows where and who knows when because all cults are very secretive about where their brainwashing...

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ExAmbot Remembers FED Amway Free Enterprise Days

Thanks to ExAmbot who shares his memories of Amway FED Free Enterprise Days. HA HA i remember all this stuff. Let me confirm that for the "serious business builder" you not only arrived there early...

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Amway Just Isn't Right

A reader tells us about when you know things just aren’t right with Amway…. This woman’s story is the same story of every woman who’s married to an Ambot. Lived it. Been there. Done that. Hated every...

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The Amway Shit List

Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit list. And probably vice versa too LOL! Fuck those Amway losers! Once an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult members and losing...

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WWDB WWG World Wide Group Making Changes?

One of our readers - Red Rose - has a friend who was getting out of Amway a few years ago and let us know some of the things WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards is doing because of all the bad...

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Amway Ambots Believe Everyone Will Be Dead Or Broke By Age 65

Our sack of shit Amway Platinum says 95% of the population will be dead or broke by age 65. And the other 5%? They had their own businesses. I mean what the fuck????!!!! Where does this lying son of a...

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Ambots Lie About Amway + Miss America Pageant + Artistry

Like we need any further proof that Amway Ambots are a bunch of lying scamming fucking assholes. Here’s a comment left on a very popular post on this blog questioning whether Amway Artistry is really...

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