Reverse Amway Duplication
Everyone loves Anna Banana or they wouldn’t be reading Married To An Ambot. Just think about it. Today there are over 3,600,000 blog posts written. To get your share of millions of readers you got to...
View ArticleAmKid Speaks Up
One of our readers gets prospected by Amway and other scam MLMs. I came in contact with Amway a looong time ago as a kid. My parents were introduced to Amway, later to MLM company called Diamond (I...
View ArticleAmway Shitheads In Hiding
One of our readers makes an observation about Amway losers who leave comments on marriedtoanambot: I notice that the pro-Amway shitheads aren't showing up here so much as they used to years ago. It's...
View ArticleAvoid Amway Scamway
I know I’m not the only person in the world who wonders why so many people have fallen for the Amway scam. It can’t have anything to do with those overpriced shitty Amway products or more ambots would...
View ArticleThe “I Got Screwed Over By Amway” Club
A club that nobody wants to be a member of is called the “I Got Screwed Over By Amway Club”. Looking at it from a distance the business Amway is a bricks and mortar building and contains within its...
View ArticlePay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2024
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2024 or Motivational Days or whatever the fuck those Amway losers are calling it is wrapping up and the upline assholes already have their hands out...
View ArticleHow To Get People To Buy Expensive Amway Products
A searcher showed up here to ask “How do I get people to buy the expensive Amway products.” This is hardly the first poster to show up asking a similar phrased question. And the answer to this question...
View ArticleWhat Can A Lying Sack Of Shit Amway Platinum “Teach” Us?
Our sack of shit Platinum often said if we do what he teaches we’re going to make it real big in Amway. Then he would follow that by saying there are guys in the room who are not successful because...
View ArticleSex Problems And Amway Products
Dozens of Ambot searchers end up at this blog after searching for “Amway sex” or “Amway sex products”. Or “Double X is good for sex”. The last searcher is having sex problems and thinks they’re related...
View ArticleWho’s The Brown Noser In The Room?
At every company I’ve ever worked for there was always at least one brown noser in the group. Oh just in case anyone is wondering - that brown noser person was never me! Like there could be any doubt...
View ArticleHow To Ruin An Amway Meeting
Ha ha! Someone did a Google search “how to ruin an Amway meeting” and ended up at this blog. And then a few days later I got another searcher wanting to know how to ruin an Amway meeting. OK I’ll bite....
View ArticleWhat Happens If You Don’t Attend Amway Meetings?
An ambot who must be on the verge of quitting posed the question “if you don’t attend Amway meetings what happens” into the old Google search engine. Well first of all and most importantly you will...
View ArticleThe Stepford Ambots
I remember seeing the original Stepford Wives movie on TV back in the days when the networks did more made for TV movies. I also have the DVD of the screen version starring Matthew Broderick and Nicole...
View ArticleNot Living The Amway Nightmare
The resurrection of this post is dedicated to one of our readers who signs off as Living the Amway Nightmare. I am one of the lucky ones who got away from the evil clutches of the Amway cult. Though...
View ArticleJohn The Silver Bozo
Did everyone see this bozo John the Silver post a comment on one of Joecool’s blogs? http://thefactsabouttheamwayopportunity.blogspot.com/2011/04/amway-ibo-comment.htmlAll you negative people make me...
View ArticleAmway Ambots And Smoke And Mirrors
At sometime in our lives, we have been or are likely to be approached by recruiters of Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) and Network Marketing (NM) organizations, promising a great new business opportunity...
View ArticleAmway IBO’s Are Commissioned Sales Reps
One of the biggest arguments that people being prospected by an Amway IBO come up with are that they are not salespeople and are not interested in being a salesperson. The brainwashed IBO fights back...
View ArticleStrike It Rich In Amway? Unlikely
Have you ever had an Amway Ambot ask you if you’ve ever wanted to be your own boss and be rich? That’s a common line used in Amway the Cult of Greed when prospecting new cult members.Unless your last...
View ArticleThe Amway IBO Guide To Wasting Time And Money Doing Dishes
Nobody likes doing dishes. Ambot does not like doing dishes at all. I swear if he was single he’d buy paper plates and plastic cutlery so he could throw them out after he’s done eating! So doing the...
View ArticleAmway Ambot Sex Fiends
OK folks. This is one of these posts that sometimes gets caught up in the Blogspot algorithm of having “sensitive” content and you have to click to say you acknowledge that to be able to proceed. And...
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