Here’s a good one.
An Ambot is trying to place an Amway order but his credit card is declined so he throws a tantrum and wrecks his lap top LOL!
He's probably short on his PV and some fucking asshole in his Amway upline just ordered him to buy more overpriced Amway shit. He's going to get an ass kicking from the Amway cult leader for not helping some upline bastard meet that month's quota.
You know how Amway ambots always want to meet in a coffee shop. This guy is so very obviously an ambot and his prospect didn’t show up so he’s freaking out. You hear him screaming about how he has a presentation in 10 minutes. Look at the other customers in the shop. They’re like it’s a fucking Amway salesman, get the hell out of here and then they scatter! Yup Amway ambots sure know how to clear a room.