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Everyone Hates It When They Get Amwayed!

Yup its time to play a favorite jingle again! You might have to play it twice. Once to listen to the lyrics and twice to read about the Amway criminals. Amway teaches Ambots to be scammers outside of...

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Pay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2021

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2021 or Motivational Days or whatever the fuck the Amway cult is calling it probably wrapped up in July and the upline assholes already have their hands...

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101 More Ways Amway Ambots Love To Say Negative

The last time this post appeared here we called it 166 more ways Amway Ambots love to say negative! 166? Why the weird number? We used to make these posts 101 Ways Amway Ambots Love To Say Negative or...

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WWDB Stands For: Worthless Wonders Dreaming Bullshit

This post is dedicated to the lousy shitfaced IBO who phoned Ambot at 11pm to shoot the shit. That fucker quit Amway to follow our former sack of shit Platinum over to Monavie another MLM scam. Fucking...

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Ambot Freaks Out In Coffee Shop?

Here’s a good one. An Ambot is trying to place an Amway order but his credit card is declined so he throws a tantrum and wrecks his lap top LOL!He's probably short on his PV and some fucking asshole in...

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I’m Not Good Enough To Be In Amway

That’s right. I’m not good enough to be in Amway.1. I’m not good enough at lying to people.2. I’m not good enough at sneering at people who refuse to join Amway3. I’m not good enough at putting down...

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Can’t Scam People To Join Amway?

Has everyone seen the ambot who dropped by to leave a canned Amspeak response on the post HowTo Convince Your Husband To Quit Amway? Anonymous said... I don't understand....your husband is out there,...

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Look Inside An Amway Cult Meeting

A reader responds to a negative Amway ambot who left the typical Amspeak response to one of the posts on this blog but is a good post in itself about what one can expect when getting involved with...

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No Embarrassment No Pressure

One of the nicest things about no longer being in Amway is that we no longer have to eyeball everyone we meet as a prospect to be recruited into the business. No more striking up phony conversations...

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Amway And The Pressure To Be "Friends" With Everyone

One of our readers had this to say the last time we posted no more embarrassment or pressure after leaving ScAmway:Anna, this is exactly what I remember from my days in Amway: the deep embarrassment of...

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Searchers Thinking About Suing The Fucking Assholes In Their Amway Upline

We’re getting a lot of searchers checking this blog while looking for information to sue their upline in Amway.Not sue Amway. Sue their Amway upline.Here I want to say “Whew!” We never signed up any...

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Asshole Amway Cult Leaders Enforce TV Watching Ban!

Our Emerald upline once used a whiteboard where he drew a quadrant based on how much TV IBO’s were allowed to watch. All new IBO’s or maybe it was IBO’s under 2500 pin levels - don't remember - were in...

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Amway Cult Leaders And Information Control

The last time we ran the post about Amway cult leaders enforcing a TV watching ban, one of our readers had this to say:Like all cults or totalitarian organizations, Amway doesn't want its members to...

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Amway Losers Always Be Closing

This movie isn’t about Amway but watch Alec Baldwin give an impressive speech as if he was an abusive Amway cult leader.Amway Ambots must always be thinking about sealing the deal. Finding a new sucker...

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Learn How To Trade Hours For Pennies In The Amway Scam

“What are you doing working a J.O.B.? You’re trading hours for dollars!” I’ve heard that phrase sneered at the audience countless times from the speakers at Amway meetings. Platinum or Diamond they all...

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How To Qualify An Amway Prospect

What are the criteria for qualifying someone to become an Amway IBO? Does anyone really know?You would think qualifying an Amway prospect would be similar to going to a job interview. Someone looking...

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Amway Is Killing Me

A searcher on Google found their way to this blog by typing in “Amway is killing me”.Literally or figuratively I have no way or knowing.I’ve seen comments on other blogs and in the book Merchants of...

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Only Ambots Want Amway Sex

Can you believe Amway Ambots search for Amway sex by the thousands and end up on this blog? I bet this blog is about to get a whole lot more hits with a topic about sex!I remembered Eric Scheibeler...

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Fuck You Amway IBO!

Someone did a Google search for “fuck you IBO” and found this blog! You guessed it. Number 1 on the search engine!  Yes this is definitely the place to be if you want to tell any IBO you’ve ever met:...

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Fuck You Amway For The Stupid Dance!

The last time we did the fuck you Amway IBO post, one of our readers shared a weird experience. Though was it really any weirder than all the other weird Amway shit? Fuck you IBO for making me dance!...

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