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Have you heard about the Amway scam?
It’ll put you in an awful jam --
You buy a lot of worthless shit
And then you can’t get rid of it.
Have you heard about the Amway rip-off?
It’s a racket that’s designed to strip off
Any assets that you might possess,
And leave your life a goddamned mess.
Have you heard about the Amway liars?
They’ll convince you there’s a lot of buyers
Who want to purchase low-grade soaps
From a bunch of self-important dopes.
Don’t listen to the Amway “Plan” --
Avoid it any way you can.
You’ll never make a single nickel,
And be left in an awful pickle.