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Amway Ambots Are Phoney Ass Pins

There were IBO’s we knew that became 1000 pins. Our Platinum would sneer at them that they were phoney 1000 pins and yes he was right. These suckers were putting thousands of dollars in Amway purchases...

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Amway Ambots And Their “Dream Stealer” Paranoia

Dream Stealers.It almost sounds like alien invaders descending from an unknown universe ready to suck out the part of your body where your dreams are kept.I constantly heard the term “dream stealers”...

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Do Amway Ambots Label Ted Bundy A Dreamstealer?

The last time we ran the Dreamstealer post, I loved this response from one of our readers:The term "dreamstealer" is a very effective propaganda tool, since it is simple enough to shut off any rational...

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Amway Ambots Are Litterbugs

Who remembers that old commercial about stamp out litterbugs?How about …. Stamp our Amway Ambot litterbugs!Yeah let’s stomp on those Amway motherfuckers!Whenever we attended an Amway meeting at a hotel...

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Amway Ambots Chant: Your J.O.B. Is A Pyramid

How many people remember being at Amway meetings and the cult leader would screech out “Your job is a pyramid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”And then to punctuate it the sack of shit would draw a bunch of...

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Life Changing Event Or More Amway Bullshit?

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions: Once in a lifetime opportunityLife changing eventBiggest function of the yearPuts you 6 months ahead of...

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What Happens When An Amway Diamond Comes To Town?

Once or twice a month a Diamond would come to town to show the plan. Usually an auditorium at a school was booked for this event that was scheduled to begin at 8pm. IBO’s got ripped off $10 each to...

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Ambots Held Hostage At Amway Cult Meeting

I had long since stopped attending cult meetings. Ambot told me this after the fact. One night at an Amway meeting the Platinum told everyone in the room that no one was leaving until they gave him a...

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Beware Long Lost Friends Who Show Up Waving Amway Propaganda

Beware of long lost friends who contact you out of the blue who want to tell you about this new business they’re involved in or asking you if you’re free or if you hate your job or if you want to start...

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Amway Cult Leaders Demand A Name List

Our upline told Ambot and I to gather a name list of everyone we know. To help us out they gave us a prompt sheet to use to help jog our memory that we know more people than we think we know. The...

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Amway Ambots Must Snipe Prospects At The Grocery Store

I usually do one big grocery shopping trip a month and inbetween I shop as needed for perishables. Ambot had been so preoccupied with Amway meetings that we’d fallen behind on shopping and running low...

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Invest In Stocks Or Invest In Amway?

I had a dumb ass Amway Ambot leave a comment here who was a woman surprisingly enough. Most Ambots are nasty sneering evil vicious men. This woman wasn’t nasty. Just brainwashed and a dumb fuck. I...

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101 More Ways Amway Ambots Say Negative

It never fails to amaze me that lying scamming Amway assholes show up to a web page that is all about getting the word out that people in Amway are a bunch of fucking assholes. Then these bastards...

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Former Ambot Shares Their Amway Work Experience

And now a word from a reader who tells how sick it is working for ScAmway:IBOS deceive people telling them they buy from their own company, but they are just distributors buying from Amway, they don’t...

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Have You Heard About The Amway Scam?

Thank you to one of our talented readers for coming up with this gem that describes Amway perfectly!Have you heard about the Amway scam?It’ll put you in an awful jam --You buy a lot of worthless...

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Still FED Up!

There are countless WWDB IBO's searching for Amway FED (Free Enterprise Days) 2022. Seeing as how I don't have anything else to add here’s another rerun for any new readers that might have missed this...

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Amway Is All About Dishonesty And Blame

The first time we posted about Phoney Pins that fucking Amway asshole IBOFB left a comment: It seems though, Anna, that you're saying that your husband was actively and knowingly breaking Amway rules...

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Amway Dishonesty Lines To Use

Seeing as how the first time this post came up and that motherfucker IBOFB was shitting his diapers on the dishonesty issue I thought I’d put in some “lines” taught by the upline on tricking people to...

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Ambot Ben Goes To Amway Free Enterprise Days FED

Thanks to Ben for sharing his Amway Free Enterprise Days experience. Nothing has changed in Amway!THE FED (Freedom Enterprise Days)!!! Can we first start with the name? How ridiculous is it for them to...

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Amway’s Outrageous Shipping Costs

The last time we ran this post one of our readers said: The last time I made a pity purchase from Amway the free shipping minimum was $750! That was about five years ago so things could have...

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