One of our readers came up with a little diddy that answers the question of what exactly is Amway. A fucking joke. Amway that is - not the diddy that speaks the truth!
Amway seeks out brainless dopes
And fills them with imagined hopes.
They only sign up stupid folk,
'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
Look at helpless IBOs
Paying money through the nose--
These losers are all going broke
'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
Amway works you like a slave
And sends you to an early grave.
You'll sweat, you'll starve, you'll cough and choke,
'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
You'll slowly rack up massive debt
For purchases you'll soon regret.
The tension will give you a stroke,
"Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
Go to functions, hear the crap
Spouting from some Diamond's yap--
Those big-pin scum are blowing smoke,
"Cause Amway is a fucking joke,
You even have to take a class
On how to kiss your Platinum's ass.
You're shackled to your up-line's yoke,
"Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
You're hoping for a bonus check?
You think you'll make a fortune? Heck--
Before you earn a dime, you'll croak,
'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
What is left, when unpaid bills
Pile up in big paper hills?
Smoke some weed, or high-grade coke,
'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.
Who knows? Maybe the Goads will put this to music, and sing it at the next WWDB function.