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What If Accidentally Eat Glister Toothpaste?

Yup go ahead and laugh. A searcher found their way to this blog by typing “what if accidentally eat Amway Glister toothpaste”. LOL!Unknown factor – how much Glister toothpaste was “accidentally” eaten....

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Amway Head Office Refuses To Act On Complaints

In case anyone missed the comments exchange on the Tax Deductions post that fucking Amway asshole IBOFB seems to think that upline IBO’s who are violating Amway policy, telling lies, or otherwise given...

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Amway Shitheads Pretend To Be Business Owners

“Here’s what we’ll do for you. We’ll help you get started in your own business. And we’ll offer you coaching and mentoring.”I heard that at just about every Amway meeting. I probably heard that long...

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Amway Ambots Insist Body Shaming Is Acceptable Behavior!

Call it fat shaming or call it body shaming. Whichever way you look at it, it’s when an ignorant asshole calls someone else fat and mocks them for their body size.Ignorant asshole = Amway...

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Amway Ambots And Business Licenses

I hadn’t gone to an Amway WWDB meeting in a long time, but one night after his prospect no showed I agreed to accompany Ambot to listen to the boring Emerald spew out some bullshit.It had been at least...

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Fucking Amway Loser Spouting Off Bullshit

Yup another Amway loser shows up to do an efficient job of representing their beloved employer - Amway Scamway. Another spelling and grammar genius, the type that Amway attracts LOL!Have a great life...

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Amway Ambots Dream Of Walking The Beaches Of The World

I heard it at every Amway World Wide Dream Builders WWDB cult meeting. Get rich in Amway, quit your job, and do nothing for the rest of your life except walk the beaches of the world.And how will this...

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Success Is Judged By Attendance At Amway Meetings? LOL! Fuck That Shit!

We were always told that the more Amway meetings and functions we attended, the more successful we will be. Of course my Ambot bought that hook, line, and sinker and rushed all over town attending...

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101 More Ways To Piss Off An Amway IBO

Had so much fun with the original post that we had to carry it through with a little help from some of the people who left comments.            1.     Are you one of those assholes that sells Amway...

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“You’re Not Man Enough To Be In Amway!” Screeches The Sack Of Shit Amway...

One of the last insults our sack of shit Platinum hurled at Ambot was that he wasn’t man enough to be in Amway and he wasn’t man enough to be married to me. That was when the sack of shit led the cult...

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Amway Recruiting Slogan: Work “The Business” 10 To 15 Hours Per Week

At every ScAmway cult meeting we attended we’d hear the same things over and over. One of them was that we would become rich by working only 10 to 15 hours per week. The upline starts off small and...

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Ambot Fucked Up Logic: Being In Amway Makes You A Nicer Person

Who remembers going to Amway cult meetings and the sack of shit Platinum, asshole Emerald, or fucking Diamond would spout off some bullshit that even if you don’t make money in Amway you’ll become a...

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Junk In The Trunk. Amway Is Junk All Right!

In the Amway cult Ambots are taught to bring Amway products to the Amway meetings for show and tell or to provide refreshments. They refer to carrying Amway products around in the car as “junk in the...

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Sex Problems And Amway Products

We get dozens of searchers ending up at this blog after searching for “Amway sex” or “Amway sex products”. Or “Double X is good for sex”. The latest searcher is having sex problems and thinks they’re...

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Don’t say negative!?! Must Be A Fucking Amway Ambot!

I can’t tell you how many times I heard the Ambot parrot his upline “Don’t say negative!” This was usually after I commented on how expensive an Amway product is or how shitty it tastes. The upline...

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Nothing Ever Changes In Amway Scamway

Here’s a reader who tells us nothing much has changed in Amway in the past 20 years. Except the tapes ambots have to buy on the tool scam are now CD’s. The story is the same as many people who’ve got...

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The $150 Opportunity?

Where else can you start your own business for only a $150 investment?I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard those taunting words from one of the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Usually...

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Lying Scamming Amway Losers Love Being Bashed

The Married To An Ambot blog is a magnet for Amway ambots who like to leave canned Amspeak responses and have a masochistic desire to be bashed by me and/or some of the other commenters. Yeah, sure...

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WHAT EXACTLY IS AMWAY?

One of our readers came up with a little diddy that answers the question of what exactly is Amway. A fucking joke. Amway that is - not the diddy that speaks the truth!Amway seeks out brainless dopesAnd...

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Amway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2023

Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2023 function is coming up. If anyone has information about it for 2023 feel free to load up the comments.This...

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