Amway ambots are told by the Amway cult leaders that they
have to wear business suits for all Amway meetings and anytime they are meeting
with prospects they’re hoping to recruit into the Amway pyramid scheme.
What ambots fail to realize that just because they throw on a business suit and
carry a cell phone doesn’t make them real“business owners”. They are
just pretend business owners playing a game of make belief.
If someone is already established within their friends, family and coworkers as
a casual dresser, seeing them in a suit outside of church is going to raise
eyebrows and wonder about this sudden weird obsession playing dress up.
Years ago I remember hearing the phrase to dress for success. That might have
been true in decades past. I remember going to the bank when I was younger and
the men were wearing suits and the women wore business-like dresses with
jackets. You go into a bank now and there might be some staffers wearing suits
but the majority are dressed more casually. Damn I saw a teller wearing flip
flops one day. Yikes. Better hope some Amway loser doesn’t show up and drops a
can of XS on her toes!
Dressing casually puts your customers at ease. If you’re wearing jeans and a
golf shirt and you walk into a place full of suits your first impression is boy
am I in the wrong place and you want to get the hell out of there ASAP!
Years ago I worked for a company that occupied a 3 story building. About 100
employees. Takes awhile to get to know everyone, especially the people who work
on other floors. I was dropping something off on another floor and I’m not sure
what was happening, some kind of scuffle at the fax machine. There were about 5
or 6 different fax numbers going to different departments and I have a feeling
that someone had faxed the wrong number and the man who needed the information
was standing guard at the fax machine in the other department waiting for it
and being snarly about it. One of the women returned to her desk muttering
about the dude in the suit. I took a peak. Sure enough this guy looked like he
was dressed for a funeral. Neither of us knew who he was. The dress code for
our office was casual so he did look out of place. The only “suits” were the
president and occasionally senior management staff depending on whether they
were in meetings that day. Except for the dude in the black funeral suit. Right
up until the last day I worked for that place I never saw Mr. Dude-in-the-suit
dressed casually.
I knew someone who worked in the human resources department for a large
corporation and their department was responsible for dress codes. The workplace
was business casual and she said she had to keep up with the current fashion
trends and make adjustments to their policy to stay modern and up to date. In
this day and age women are not required to wear dresses in the workplace. If
they do, pantyhose is optional. (not in Amway by the way!) Most
companies I worked for were casual dress codes. They didn’t want us wearing
torn clothing, T-shirts, baseball caps and anything that would be more
appropriate at the beach. Women can still look good in a dress shirt, capris or
knee length shorts, and casual footwear. Many businesses have Friday as a jeans
day. Maybe that works better in other climates. Companies I worked for had
jeans day every Friday or pay day Fridays but the problem is when its so hot
outside who wants to wear jeans. No thanks. Casual attire shorts or capris that
I wore the rest of the week is a much better choice. Most business owners and
managers have figured out that people who are comfortable with what they’re
wearing are comfortable interacting with others and can be more productive in
the workplace. Beats resenting the boss cause he’s making you wear a monkey
suit!
What ambots fail to realize is that they’re behind the times and they do not
keep up with current fashion trends the way real business owners do. Business
suits worn ALL the time are a thing of the past in the workplace. Smart
business people know they need to put others at ease. Dressing casually means a
casual atmosphere and casual people are comfortable in their surroundings. A
business suit in McDonalds or Dunkin’ Donuts sticks out like a sore thumb. And
is a sure fire sign that the wearer of such a garment in one of those places is
in an MLM. I saw a man in a cheap business suit in Krispy Kreme looking
anxiously at the door wondering when the prospect he’d set up a meeting with
was going to walk in. If the prospect was smart - never. I spotted that bastard
as soon as I walked in and guessed he’s probably an ambot. Avoid eye contact at
all costs!
Amway is way behind the times with its male chauvinist pig attitude, decades
old dress code, using obsolete technology (Communikate), and unable to jump
into the 21st century and keep up with current fashion trends.
It is not necessary to wear business suits to BBQ’s, coffee shops, meetings in
someone’s living room, or while sitting in the stands at an arena listening to
Amway cult leaders spout off their bullshit. It is especially not necessary to
wear heavy suits/dresses/pantyhose when the temperatures are skyrocketing.
Wearing a business suit only impresses the Amway cult leader who ordered you to
wear it to show your obedience to the asshole. Save the suits for church,
funerals, job interviews and other important events. There is nothing
about Amway that is important enough to wear a suit!
And here I want to point out that real
business owners don’t take orders from other people on what they should be
wearing. That’s one of the joys of owning your own business, deciding on the
dress code. Get it. Real business
owners. Not fake Amway IBO’s pretending to be business owners who are ordered
by their cult leaders how they should dress.
Quit Amway and have the freedom to wear the clothes you want to wear. The same
type of clothes that everyone else is wearing. No need to stick out like a geek
anymore!
So yup, one more time I send a big old fuck you out to our Amway upline and
their century old attitude.