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WWDB Ruby Tells How To Make Money In Amway

A former WWDB Ruby stopped by to tell us how money is made in Amway: My wife and I were in WWDB from 1994 to 1999. We worked that business HARD, frequently popping in and out of Direct qualification...

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Ambot Dick Drives To Amway WWDB Family Reunion

(Thanks Dick for sharing your story! Let’s see if we get the return of Ambot Dick again this year…) I remember one year we were driving down to a major function. It was myself, my wife, another couple...

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Amway Cult Leaders HATE IT When Ambots Diversify Their Income

The last time we ran the post about Ambots putting all their eggs in the Amway basket and Captain Fuck Up bragging about pretend investments he diversifies LOL one of our readers weighed in. Cults, by...

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Amway Ambots Love Going To Tax Court!

LOL! Those Amway Ambots just don’t get it. NEVER take tax advice from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline! LOL! Here’s a shout out to our friend Peter Reilly, an accountant/blogger who writes for...

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Amway Ambots Post Pretend Job Ads

Although there are genuine jobs working at home, there are many more fake jobs where scammers post ads online in places like Craigslist and maybe even phone poles. There are too many job ads that...

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Amway Ambot + Date + Shitmobile = No Chance Of Getting Laid!

So it seems this Amway ambot sees a hot prospect in the form of a cute young lady. So he pretends to be interested in her like he wants to be her new boyfriend. He brags to her about how he’s a...

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Amway Kills Another Marriage

Thanks to a reader for sharing his story. Different than many other stories here because this time the Ambot is the wife. Moral of the story is stay the hell away from Amway if you’re married and want...

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Amway Is A Marriage Killer

The last time we published Amway Kills Another Marriage one of our readers left a comment that Amway is about to kill another marriage:Well, I just busted my Ambot wife for masking her Amway purchases...

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How To Hold An Amway Grand Opening

Seeing as how lots of ambots are doing searches on how to do an Amway grand opening and end up at this blog I thought I should rerun the post about our grand opening for new readers who haven’t read...

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#Girlboss In The Amway Good Old Boy’s Club? LOL! Never!

I read this article about how you’re not a #girlboss – you’re just trapped in an MLM pyramid scheme.https://thefinancialdiet.com/the-spirit-of-the-girlboss-is-alive-in-mlm-schemes/ If you’ve just...

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The #Girlboss Who Got Rich In MLM Pyramid Scheme

Is it possible for a #girlboss to get rich in other pyramid schemes seeing as how the good old boy’s club will never let that happen in Amway?Here’s an article about a #girlboss who got rich from a...

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Amway Ambots And Their Fucked Up Version Of Success

When an Ambot signs up to the Amway cult they’re told they are now an IBO: Independent Business Owner. To a mind that is fucked up by Amway cult members, being a business owner is a sign of success....

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The Dude In The Suit. Could It Be An Amway Loser?

Amway ambots are told by the Amway cult leaders that they have to wear business suits for all Amway meetings and anytime they are meeting with prospects they’re hoping to recruit into the Amway pyramid...

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Do Amway Platinums Make $75,000/Year?

When we attended Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum sometimes asked who in the room earns at least $75,000/year. It must have pissed him off to no end that my Ambot was the only person to...

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Amway Ambots Include “Money Saved Buying From Their Own Store” As Part Of...

Just wanted to add the last time we posted about how Amway Platinums make $75,000 a year one of our readers left this comment: If you look on reddit, some platinums have stated they earn around $15K a...

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8 Things NOT To Do If You’re An Amway Ambot

Well there’s a whole lot more than eight things an ambot shouldn’t do but I saw this article titled 8 Things You Shouldn’t Do At Work and decided to find a way to make it apply to Amway ambots. Except...

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Ambot Brother Is An Amway Loser, A Nut, And A Kook!

A woman talks about a recent family reunion and her Ambot brother who’s a lifer in the Amway cult. My brother is a NUT !!!!! He lives in the past, he cares nothing about any one except himself. He...

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Amway Losers Predict Doom And Gloom

The thing I’ve noticed about Amway ambots is that they are the most negative people around. At every Amway meeting I attended our Platinum would moan and bitch about all the bad things happening in the...

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More On Amway Ambots Predicting Doom And Gloom

The last time we ran the Doom and Gloom post, some of our readers chimed in. Anonymous said: Yo! Same anonymous here with the crossline girlfriend. I just came back from Family Reunion and admittedly,...

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Pay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2023

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2023 or Motivational Days or whatever the fuck those Amway losers are calling it is wrapping up and the upline assholes already have their hands out...

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