I am the voice of the wives of all ambots. You know those
nasty, horrible, despicable brainwashed robots who go around bragging that
they’re “business owners” because Amway gives their commissioned salespeople
the bragging rights title of “Independent Business Owners”.
Well fuck you Amway. There’s a lot more to being a real business owner and
running a legitimate business than scamming people into signing a restrictive
Amway IBO registration agreement that takes away their rights as American
citizens and human beings, forcing them to buy overpriced products, and making
them shell out big bucks to attend Amway functions.
I prefer to save my fuck you’s for my former upline but I’ll just send out a
big fuck you to Amway. Mostly that’s because I’m still pissed off that a big
corporation like them that sends out phony ass propaganda that they “care”
about people and then has their employees come into work on Monday December 26
instead of doing the decent thing and giving them a day off and turning the
Christmas weekend into a nice long 3 day weekend that most other businesses
gave to their employees so they could spend more time with their families. Get
a clue! Pissed off employees = low moral = low productivity. Actions speak
louder than words. Have a little compassion for your employees especially at
Christmas time. Don’t take advantage of Christmas Day falling on a weekend to
say tough shit that’s just how it goes.
OK now that I got my Amway corporation fuck you rant out of the way - back to
the fucking upline assholes.
Amway is very much a good old boy’s club. There are no women in a position of
power. There are the wives of the Diamonds who sit on the stage looking
adoringly at their warrior while he spouts off bullshit Amspeak motivational
propaganda to the audience of ambots who paid big bucks to be brainwashed.
There are no women running the show. Never. Even the lousy $10 meetings the
Diamond speaker who showed up was always a man. No wife in sight for these
little chump change meetings.
All the living room meetings were run by either the male Platinum or Emerald.
The wives never spoke. Well, they might have spoke briefly if they happened to
be in the room and the husband asked them to clarify something.
All the living room meetings we attended there would only be us and another
couple, a lot of single guys in their 20’s, and occasionally one or two single
women also in their 20’s. For the larger meetings where a Diamond showed up the
room was still predominantly male, but a lot of wives accompanied their
husbands, so maybe a quarter of the room would be female.
Us women can look around and get the picture real fast, especially after the
speaker opens their mouth and there is usually no doubt left. We are listening
to a male chauvinist pig. Happy there living in Stepford? Assholes!
Women like me have no tolerance for these new male playmates in our husband’s
lives. For the most part they are nothing but a bunch of fucking troublemakers
ordering our husbands to buy shitty overpriced Amway products, shelling out
money to attend Amway functions, demanding his presence at every living room
meeting, ordering him to do this that and the other. These new fucking Amway
playmates are destroying our lives and our relationships. Theses fucking Amway
playmates demand our husband’s time and his money and plenty of both.
If the relationships can tough it out, the only thing us women have on our side
is time. Most IBO’s quit within a year of registering with Amway. Unfortunately
a few brainwashed idiots might stick it out a little longer but most quit
eventually, except for maybe less than 5%. That would be a horror factory
indeed if a woman is unlucky enough to be married to an ambot that is one of
very few who stays with it, forever believing the brainwashed bullshit fairy
tale about the thousands of dollars in residual income that will come rolling
in every month for the rest of his life.
So on behalf of women everywhere who have been tortured by the Amway cult, a
big fuck you to the asshole that sponsored our husbands into this mess. A big
fuck you to our sponsor’s sponsor. A big fuck you to every person in between
them and the fucked up sack of shit Platinum. The biggest fuck you goes to the
Platinum who is the evil bastard who carries out most of the dirty work. There
may or may not be any legs between the Platinum and the Emerald but I don’t
want anyone to be neglected so a fuck you to any ambots inbetween. The Emeralds
and the Diamonds can share in the fuck you’s too. Miserable lying cheating sons
of bitches that stand up on the stage and scam you out of your money and insult
you and call you losers if you don’t keep plugging your cash into the Scamway
system.
So there you have it. Not everyone out there believes the bullshit propaganda
that you must submit to your upline and you must worship your upline. Fuck
you to everyone that tries to force that down your throat! Not everyone loves
and worships their Amway upline and has nice things to say about them! I am
living proof of that one cursing out you nasty shithead ambots.
On behalf of ambot wives everywhere a collective fuck you to everyone in our
upline. The lousy bastards who’ve cost us a lot of money, cost us to lose
sleep, cost us divorces, cost us bankruptcy, cost us foreclosure, cost us
happiness, cost us peace of mind. You fucking Amway troublemakers aren’t happy
until you’ve found some way to destroy our lives.
Not all of us are silent. This blog tells it like it is. The way we feel about
you lousy upline bastards and what you say and what goes on at Amway meetings.
The women who don’t have a voice. The women who are stuck in the Amway hell.
The women who don’t like to swear even though they really want to curse out
their upline, the women who have had their lives disrupted or maybe even
destroyed by whatever involvement their husband dragged them into the Amway
cult.
I will speak up for you voiceless women. Your upline is my upline. We are all
helplessly adrift in the same lifeboat. I will say it for you. The one thing we
wish on you fucking Amway ambot assholes is that you are shit kicked for the
lying, scamming, evil demons that you are and that you go through the same hell
that you put us through.
A virtual bitch slap to every fucking asshole Amway IBO who has ever signed up
a downline. That downline is me! And its always really nice to know what people
really think about you isn’t it? You Amway fucktards think you’re better than
everyone else in the world just cause you’re in the Amway cult and you’re
outraged that people like me don’t share your high opinion of yourselves and
have no problem cursing out you motherfuckers.
Let’s send out another big old FUCK YOU to every fucking Amway Ambot out there.
FUCK YOU!