Read The Small Print On Amway’s Brochure!
As most regular readers know, we’re big on recycling around here. LOL. Go green! No actually we recycle most of the posts so stick around long enough and you’ll see them come up again. Sometimes I take...
View ArticleUpcoming Loser Convention: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2024
Yup its getting close to that time of the year again when Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2024 function is coming up. Another stupid Amway fantasy function. If anyone has information about it for 2024...
View ArticleOne Less Victim For Amway ScAmway!
Thanks to a reader for sharing they’re not getting scammed into the Amway cult. And before any fucking Amway assholes show up here and bitch that FED Free Enterprise Days ain’t going on right now, it...
View ArticleThe First Amway Salesman
Who needs a laugh going into the weekend? It just seems like forever that Amway The Cult of Greed has been around. And don't we all want to bash the shit out of Ambots! LOL!If everyone who heard the...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Lack Sense Of Self
There are many things you need to have if you’re going to be a business owner and some of them are leadership skills, confidence, financial backing, and a sense of self. There are other things too but...
View ArticlePaying Money To The Top Of The Amway Pyramid
Over the years on this blog we’ve shared other ways people can make money doing something else besides Amway. Actually just about everything out there makes more money than Amway. Well maybe other...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Dreamstealers
My husband and I have owned a business for years. When we were in Amway we were constantly put down about our business. We were preached the Amway gospel of greed that the only business out there is...
View ArticleShould We Mention Being Amway Business Owner on Linkedin?
LOL. Try not to laugh and spit your drink all over your computer but some Amway Ambot moron finds their way to this blog after Googling: Should we mention being Amway business owner on Linkedin.OK. Get...
View ArticleAdmin Announcement
Thanks bunches for reading the Married To An Ambot blog!Anna Banana will be taking a few months to do volunteer work in a 3rd world country with iffy WiFi.It's called giving back. Giving a helping hand...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Claim Amway Makes More Millionaires Than Microsoft
I had some dumb ass ambot show up to leave a comment that more millionaires have come out of Amway than Microsoft. Just one of these outrageous claims that ambots make. Most likely heard it from the...
View ArticleNo Gold At End Of Amway Rainbow
Here’s a comment left by a reader who got the classic scam treatment to sign up to the Amway cult. Thank you for your post, and I am very sad that I did not see this sooner. I was introduced to Amway...
View ArticleMy Husband Is Married To Amway
“My husband is married to Amway!” Those could be my words but instead someone found their way to this blog by Googling my husband is married to Amway. Been there done that. The resulting baby is a...
View ArticleFucking Amway Rats
There was a good comment left on Joecools Amway scheme blog so I have decided to run with it here. IBO rats stalk people in malls, eat shitty food bars, pay double for water and always on nutrilite...
View ArticleAmway VS Etsy
I’m sure just about everyone out there has heard of Etsy. Anyone can set up a store here and sell there wares. I have a friend who has an Etsy shop and sells bread and sign posts. I know weird combo,...
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Nasty Amway Shit Hiding In The Cupboard!
*****WARNING!!!! THIS POST CONTAINS A FRIGHTENING IMAGE!***** Its been a few years since we jumped off the Amway hell wagon. We used up or threw away most of the Amway shit fairly quickly. I thought...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Fucking Nosy Bastards
When I was in Amway, putting up with the lousy bastards in our line of sponsorship World Wide Dream Builders was just as bad as throwing our money away buying overpriced shitty Amway products. But then...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Piss Poor At Handling Negative Situations
How a person reacts to a negative situation reflects on how they handle their business. Its kind of like karma in a way. Handle a negative situation correctly and it won’t come back and bite you in the...
View ArticleAmway Ambot Trying A New Scam?
So I get this email with the subject line: GREAT CONFIDENTIAL BUUSINESS Seeing as how spelling doesn’t count if you work for Amway this seems like a probable Ambot alert. And there’s all this secrecy...
View ArticleLet’s Bitchslap Fucking Amway Ambots!
I am the voice of the wives of all ambots. You know those nasty, horrible, despicable brainwashed robots who go around bragging that they’re “business owners” because Amway gives their commissioned...
View ArticleWork For Amway And Get Treated Like Shit
Its no secret that Amway and upline IBO’s treat downline ambots like shit but what about Amway’s employees? Are the people who work for the various Amway and Alticor offices and distribution...
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