Things To Do In Fort Lauderdale Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

Amway WWDB is holding World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership April 2016 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Date and location unknown. Sometime in April. Amway cult leaders don’t want that information getting out to the infidels.

Keeping up with the theme of finding better and lower priced things to do in cities holding Amway functions, instead of going to the brainwashing convention I’ve tried to round up a few fun things to do in Fort Lauderdale.

So what does everyone think of when they think of Fort Lauderdale? No, not Scamway. Spring break, sun and beaches! Anyone remember a movie, Where The Boys Are.

If you’re not hanging out a beach in the water, how about doing something on the water. There are boat tours of the canal system around Fort Lauderdale and I’ll pick on the Jungle Queen which is probably the best known one. http://www.junglequeen.com/ They have different sightseeing tours on a riverboat including dinner cruises, stopping on their island to see gator wrestling, and all different prices starting around $25 so check their website for more info.

The Bonnet House Museum is the type of place ambots “dream” about in all those dream building exercises they do. Costs $20 for the tour http://www.bonnethouse.org/

Everglades Holiday Park has all kinds of things going on including air boat tours and alligator shows. $29, less for kids https://www.evergladesholidaypark.com/

And some dude named Alen will probably show up to leave comments about the tourist excursions he offers.

There are so many other ways to have fun around Fort Lauderdale that have nothing to do with getting brainwashed at an Amway conference, so have fun.

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2017. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!


Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

WWDB Amway Spring Leadership sucks!