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Amway Ambots Fueled By “Dream Stealer” Paranoia

Dream Stealers.It almost sounds like alien invaders descending from an unknown universe ready to suck out the part of your body where your dreams are kept.I constantly heard the term “dream stealers”...

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Amway Ambot Chant: Your J.O.B. Is A Pyramid

How many people remember being at Amway meetings and the cult leader would screech out “Your job is a pyramid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”And then to punctuate it the sack of shit would draw a bunch of...

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Things To Do In Fort Lauderdale Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

Amway WWDB is holding World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership April 2016 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Date and location unknown. Sometime in April. Amway cult leaders don’t want that information...

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Life Changing Event Or More Amway Bullshit?

Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions: Once in a lifetime opportunity Life changing event Biggest function of the year Puts you 6 months ahead of...

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Better Things To Do In Honolulu Instead of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership...

Amway Worldwide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Spring Leadership in Honolulu, Hawaii April 2016. Actual day unknown – one of those top secret bullshit Amway stuff that you have to be a member of the...

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Beware Long Lost Friends Waving Amway Propaganda

Beware of long lost friends who contact you out of the blue who want to tell you about this new business they’re involved in or asking you if you’re free or if you hate your job or if you want to start...

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Things To Do In Calgary Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

This year Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Calgary, Canada April 2016. Actual date and location unknown unless you belong to the Amway secret knowledge club. I...

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Amway And Facebook

I remember at Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum would talk about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. I’m a little foggy on what the Amway asshole was spouting off on because he often went off on...

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Things To Do In Minneapolis Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

Amway World Wide Dream Builders is holding WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Minneapolis, Minnesota April 2016. Don’t know the actual date or where. Got to be inside the club that no normal people want...

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Amway Debt

People in the Amway cult are more than likely in heavy debt. Ironic because one of the bullshit lies that Amway cult leaders feed to prospects is that Amway will get them out of debt! LOL! That’s just...

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Things To Do In Denver Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016

Amway WWDB is holding World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2016 in Denver Colorado in April. Probably. Actual date and the arena or hotel they’re holding it in is top secret for people not in...

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What Is There To Do In Spokane Instead Of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2016?

This year WWDB Amway is holding Spring Leadership in Spokane in April 2016. Don’t know the actual date or place but in the past its been at the Spokane Arena. So that means another one of my posts...

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Amway S.C.A.M.

Read this and thought – this is what Amway is all about! S.C.A.M. – Seducing Creative Ambitious Minds Amway has scammed millions of people by filling their heads with dream. Dreams that involved...

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The Amway Ambot Way To Lose Money In Vegas Without Gambling

Amway assholes claim that the “very important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and us old timer...

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How Many Amway IBO’s Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Who is seeking an answer to that burning question?How many ambots does it take to change a lightbulb?  The entire “team”!A lowly newly recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to buy...

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The Creepy Henchman Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership

Seeing as how I don’t have anything new to add about Amway WWDB Spring Leadership here is a rehash of one of my favorite posts. Like we need any more proof that Amway Ambots are a bunch of fucking...

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Amway Is Just Another Work-At-Home Scheme

We’ve all seen the ads stuck to telephone poles or on Craigslist or free local papers: WORK FROM HOME. And for a real creepy podcast, if you’ve got about 20 minutes, check out this anatomy of a work...

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Amway Ambots Getting Fired Up For WWDB Family Reunion 2016

Already getting sooooooo many Amway IBO’s doing Google searches looking for information on World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2016 after they just got home from Amway Spring Leadership so I...

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NOT Invited To Top Secret Amway WWDB Spring Leadership Meeting

Seeing as how Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2016 is HOT on the search engines right now I’m keeping my blog near the top by resurrecting some previous posts of Spring Leadership memories. I’ve said it...

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My Husband Is Married To Amway!

“My husband is married to Amway!” Those could be my words but instead someone found their way to this blog by Googling my husband is married to Amway. Been there done that. The resulting baby is a blog...

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