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Things To Do In Calgary Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2019

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Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide Dream Builders agenda. We suspect not but what the hell we’ll rerun them anywhere for the search criteria. WWDB changed the guest password on their website so the cities for Amway functions can’t be viewed. This is what cults do. It’s all very secretive.

So if you’re an Amway loser and you know that Amway isn’t holding Spring Leadership 2019 in one of the cities that’s being featured in an upcoming post, don’t show up here bitching about it. Tell us when and where the Amway cult meetings are being held.

Last we knew Amway World Wide Dream Builders held WWDB Amway Spring Leadership in Calgary, Canada April 2016. Actual date and location unknown unless you belong to the Amway secret knowledge club. I reviewed a previous post and its also known as Cowtown. I might not have grown up around cows but I know where there’s a bunch of cows you gotta watch what you might be stepping in! Pretty typical of any Amway meetings they’re all full of shit so it seems like a fitting place.

Keeping with my theme of finding better things to do than spend $125 for a ticket to World Wide Dream Builders Spring Leadership 2019 going to an Amway function to get brainwashed I have to say Calgary was nearly as tough a town to find things to do as Spokane was. Not too many attractions that aren’t seasonal or out of town. It looks like Calgary has parks and festivals and rodeos but with time constraints, none that are happening at the same time as WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2019. Unsure how many days WWDB Amway needs, 2 or 3, but in the past Calgary is one of those Spring Leadership cities that Amway expects a bunch of really fucking dumb asses to show up so they hold it over 3 days instead of 2.

Calgary Tower - Its open daily 9am to 9pm. The description says from the top you can see the city, the Rockies, and the prairies. Sounds a little dull to me. Tickets cost $18.00, slightly less for other age groups. You get on an elevator ride up and look at the city and the prairie?

The Calgary Zoo.  Yup, I have found yet another zoo in a city where Amway WWDB is holding Spring Leadership! The zoo here costs a few bucks more than other city zoos at $29.95. Maybe it costs more to feed animals in Canada? They could lower the feed bill and feed some Amway assholes to the lions and tigers!

Glenbow Museum.  Some people on Trip Advisor say its a nice museum. Costs $18, slightly less for other age groups. I’d still go to the zoo over the museum especially if the menu was Ambots.

Big Rock Brewery - Seeing as how I’ve found other beer breweries in other towns offering free tours and tasting I decided to check this one out. First thing I found out is they want you to cough up $25 for tour and tasting! $35 if you do the night tour. Holy shit! Did they hear a bunch of ambots were going to be in town and decide to rip them off seeing as how they’re already used to being ripped off by Amway? So I’d say stick with the cities where you can get the freebie beer tours and tasting. But the name intrigued me. Did this Albertan have a big rock in his yard he had to figure out what to do with? The website gave a little more info and apparently there’s this big rock out in a field a few miles south of Calgary that was deposited there by a glacier and people go out there and look at it. Yup. Life doesn’t get much more exciting in Calgary than driving around looking for rocks out in fields!

No offense to anyone from Calgary but it looks like the biggest hit with tourists would be the highway heading out of town!

If you’re married to an ambot and haven’t gone to Spring Leadership yet try to steer him to Fort Lauderdale where at least you’ll have stuff to do while he’s out being brainwashed by the cult leaders. You’ll get to walk one of those beaches of the world that Amway cult leaders are always preaching about.

Here’s some more key words to help Amway IBO’s find their way because the assholes in their upline don’t help out with this top secret information. And because there are a bunch of dumb ass Amway ambots that think they have the power to turn back time and put this into their Google searches: Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2018! And one more for the Amway asshole who is thinking ahead to next year! Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2020. Yup ambots are so fucking brainwashed by their Amway cult leaders they have no clue what year it is!

Las Vegas
Spokane
Honolulu
Calgary, Canada
Minneapolis
Denver
Fort Lauderdale

Amway sucks!

WWDB sucks!

Spring Leadership sucks!

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.




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