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Amway Dishonesty Lines To Use

Seeing as how the first time this post came up and that motherfucker IBOFB was shitting his diapers on the dishonesty issue I thought I’d put in some “lines” taught by the upline on tricking people to...

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Amway’s Outrageous Shipping Costs

When Ambot signed up as an IBO the first three months the products he purchased were delivered for free. After that shipping was billed. Outside customers who are not IBO’s get free shipping if they’ve...

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Amway Scamway And Facebook

I remember at Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum would talk about Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. I’m a little foggy on what the Amway asshole was spouting off on because he often went off on...

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Getting Permission From The Fucking Assholes In The Amway Upline

It was very important to the Amway Platinum cult leader to make sure his followers understood that they must “submit to upline” and they had to ask permission on everything they did: attending family...

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Hounded By Fucking Amway Losers

I’d like to say the last meeting Ambot attended was the last dime he spent on Amway. Unfortunately it wasn’t. He hadn’t yet received professional help for leaving a cult. Someone upline who claimed to...

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Part Of Being An Ambot Is Amway Debt

People in the Amway cult are more than likely in heavy debt. Ironic because one of the bullshit lies that Amway cult leaders feed to prospects is that Amway will get them out of debt! LOL! That’s just...

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Amway Tapes And CDs

I’m sure there are many Ambot spouses out there who hated listening to the dreaded Amway tapes or CD’s that were purchased weekly. These tapes/CD’s the Amway upline said were crucial to building your...

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Why Won’t Those Fucking Amway Cult Followers Leave Us Alone?

I know when Ambot stopped attending Amway meetings that the cult leader got the word out there that no one was to have anything to do with us. And yes, absolutely no doubt about it. More than one...

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Amway Rule: No TV Watching Allowed

Our Amway Emerald distributor once used a whiteboard where he drew a quadrant based on how much TV IBO’s were allowed to watch. All new IBO’s - or maybe it was IBO’s under 2500 pin levels - were in the...

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Amway Cult Leaders And F.O.R.M.

Our sack of shit Amway Platinum said to build a relationship first with people and then tell them about “the business” later on. How long does it take to build a relationship with someone? No one can...

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Amway Grand Opening Falls Flat

The upline said we must hold a “grand opening” as soon as possible after getting started in our Amway business so everyone would know that we were Amway distributors and could order products from us....

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What To Do In Las Vegas Instead Of Going To Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2019

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide...

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Things To Do In Fort Lauderdale Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2019

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide...

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Better Things To Do In Honolulu Instead of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership...

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide...

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Things To Do In Calgary Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2019

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide...

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Things To Do In Minneapolis Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2019

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide...

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Things To Do In Denver Instead Of Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2019

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities featured over the next few days are still on the World Wide...

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How Many Amway Ambots Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

Who is seeking an answer to that burning question?How many ambots does it take to change a lightbulb?  The entire “team”!A lowly newly recruited IBO who still has enough room on his credit card to buy...

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Don’t Take Tax Advice From Amway Losers

Seeing as how Amway Ambots are doing searches for Amway tax refunds it’s a good time to talk about Amway tax evaders. Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to...

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What Is There To Do In Spokane Instead Of WWDB Amway Spring Leadership 2019?

Marriedtoanambot is featuring some older posts of cities where Amway WWDB Spring Leadership used to be held. We don’t know if all the cities we’ve been featuring are still on the World Wide Dream...

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