Every Amway meeting that we attended where our upline platinum was the speaker we heard the same list over and over about his life and where everything stood in his order of importance. Here’s his list in the order he gave it:
1. God
2. Wife
3. Family
4. Job
5. Amway
I’m sure everyone can look at his Amway order of importance list and say that’s about right, that’s a good plan to adhere to. If he actually followed his own list.
However at every Amway meeting we attended he would complain and bitch at us that he was giving up time with his wife and kids to come to this meeting and talk to us.
So? Big deal! I was taking time away from my family too just to show up at his Amway meeting and listen to him spout off his bullshit.
OK. Let’s go back and look at his list. His wife and kids have the number 2 and 3 spots in his life’s order of importance. Amway is down there at number 5.
What? Is he a fucking hypocrite? He can’t even follow his own guidelines. The truth is Amway is really either number 1 or 2 on his list. Actually I’d say number 2. He was very religious and did nothing business related on Sunday. Church and family only. No Amway business.
So here we were at the same Amway meeting. Two of us with the same bad attitude that we didn’t want to be wasting our time at the Amway meeting when we’d rather be spending time with our family. Which one of us was going to do something about it?
I finally put my life in order according to his order of importance and all of a sudden I’m an evil person who no longer attends meetings because I don’t put Amway out of order according to that list.
Like I really give a flying fuck what a bunch of people I don’t like think of me. I know who the real evil, dangerous person is here: the cult leader. The pompous sack of shit Platinum.