Ambot Dick Drives To Amway WWDB Family Reunion
(Thanks Dick for sharing your story!) I remember one year we were driving down to a major function. It was myself, my wife, another couple in our downline, and a single guy in our downline (all friends...
View ArticleAmway Won’t Let You Out And Won’t Refund Your Money? Shocker! LOL! Reality...
A searcher found their way to this blog with “Who do I complain to if Amway won’t let me out and refund my money.” This gets a person thinking about other places where they shop. Do people ever go...
View ArticleAmway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2019
I can see I have my work cut out for me to find out about Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Can you believe those motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest login? To keep out bloggers...
View ArticleGet Permission To Talk To Amway Crossline
Ambot needed a new radio put in his car and one of the crossline worked independently installing electronics such as this. It would seem easy to just approach the dude at an Amway meeting and ask if he...
View ArticleEasier Jobs Than Amway Sales Rep - Where You’ll Actually Make Money!
At every Amway meeting the cult leaders used to mock the ambots and say Amway is so easy anyone can do it. Though that message is more to the point of “I’m a fucking loser and I can do Amway and if you...
View ArticleUpline violating Amway’s rules?
I can’t tell you how many times we heard from the fucking assholes in our Amway upline:“If you don’t buy the tools, I’m not going to work with you!” Upline defined as the arrogant prick who sponsored...
View ArticlePay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2019
Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2019 or Motivational Days or whatever the fuck those Amway losers are calling it is wrapping up and the upline assholes already have their hands out...
View ArticleFunny Stuff - Amway Loser Advertises On Amagram
Awhile ago we posted another prank Amway call but it was mostly only funny to the caller, not so much funny ha ha laugh out loud to the listeners. That Amway ambot was pretty reasonable and being...
View ArticleAmway Meeting? Got Chairs? BYOC!
BYOC = Bring Your Own ChairNot counting living room furniture because couches and recliners are cumbersome to move, in our possession we have a handful of chairs that can be moved around fairly easily,...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Paranoid Of All Things “Negative”!
What is it with all these Amway assholes that they are so fucking paranoid of all things they believe to be “negative”. An Amway ambot’s definition of “negative” is anything that has an opposing view...
View ArticleOne Shortlived Downline
Yes, you read the title correctly. My Ambot actually sponsored one downline, let’s call him Trevor an old acquaintance who’s willing to support my husband no matter what it is. If he’s in, that was...
View ArticleHave You Heard About The Amway Loser?
Today’s post is a parody of the Little River Band’s song Lonesome Loser so sing along to that tune. And if you were born after 1990 when it was probably no longer playing on the radio here’s a Youtube...
View ArticleSponsoring Amway Downline
It’s nearly impossible to sponsor anyone to become an Amway IBO - Independent Business Owner. First of all almost everyone in North America over the age of 30 has heard of Amway either from previously...
View ArticleAmway Male Chauvinist Pig Club
Amway Male Chauvinist Pig Club teaching:“a mans worth is only how fat his wallet is, and a womans worth is how well she is kept”. World Wide Dream Builders aka World Wide Destructive Bastards aka WWDB...
View ArticleAmway Upline Order Of Importance
Every Amway meeting that we attended where our upline platinum was the speaker we heard the same list over and over about his life and where everything stood in his order of importance. Here’s his list...
View ArticleDear Abby Answers Someone Married To An Ambot?
A letter in Dear Abby caught my attention. The husband is complaining his wife got scammed into an MLM 2 years ago. She spends all her time trying to recruit people and spends $700/month on products....
View ArticleYUCK! Fucking Amway XS Energy Drinks
The first time I tried an XS drink was at the arrogant prick’s house when he was having an Amway grand opening. My husband who unbeknownst to me was about to become an Ambot asked me to try one. I...
View ArticleAmway Asshole Encounters Of The Worst Kind
While we’re having lunch at a restaurant Ambot is all hunched over his cell phone with a text message. Really? While we’re in a restaurant? So I ask who he’s texting and peer over at the phone which he...
View ArticleFucking Overpriced Shitty Amway Products
There were several reasons I didn’t want to get involved with Amway. Some of the reasons: 1. Losing our money 2. Wasting our time 3. Attending lengthy meetings where the same thing was said over and...
View ArticleThe Hellish Horror Of Working At An Amway Function
Just in case any ambots show up here freaking out about how they missed Amway World Wide Dream Builders Free Enterprise Days FED this comment was left by a person employed by the arena. So if some...
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