Thanks to one of our readers! I was hoping they were going to do all 12 Days of Christmas – Amway style! But they either lost interest or inspiration after 8 days! LOL! Any takers to finish it off better? I had to come up with days 9 through 12 and I ain’t no lyricist.
And then I thought it looks like I left it there hanging. So the instructions are when you get to the twelfth day – start singing it backwards!
Your Amway upline will NEVER be your true love by the way! LOL!
On the first day of Christmas, my upline gave to me: Nothing to help my PV.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my upline gave to me: more unhealthy brainwashing and mind spanking for me!!
On the third day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: a tin pot in which I could pee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: some bullshit from Ki -o - sak - EE.
On the fifth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: a carton of old L.O.C.
On the sixth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: some crap cosmetics named Ar-tis-TREE.
On the seventh day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: an order to attend F.E.D!
On the eighth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: a lecture on my lousy PV.
On the ninth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: a 2 hour rant that I’m a no-body.
On the tenth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: a fairy tale that I’m a fran-chi-see.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: lies that Amway returns are hassle-free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my up-line gave to me: instructions on how to cook his turkey….