Don’t Be A Dumb Ass Amway Ambot Christmas Tree Pusher
Thanks to one of our readers who shared his story of busting his ass to sell those shitty Amway Christmas trees. And the smart decision to get the hell out of the Amway pyramid scheme.When I was in AW,...
View ArticleThe 12 Days Of (Amway) Christmas
Thanks to one of our readers! I was hoping they were going to do all 12 Days of Christmas – Amway style! But they either lost interest or inspiration after 8 days! LOL! Any takers to finish it off...
View ArticleHere’s Another Way To Lose Money In Amway – Selling Amway Shit For Christmas
This is a ghost from years gone past….. A Christmas ghost!No scratch that. Make that this is a post from years gone past but seeing as how Christmas is creeping closer and Amway is just creepy I’m...
View ArticleWho Will You Meet At Barnes & Noble? Hopefully Not Amway Losers!
Who’s seen the Christmas commercial for Barnes & Noble? The one with Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga singing a duet and ending with “you never know who you’ll meet at Barnes & Noble”. Is it even...
View ArticleRudolph The Half-Assed Platinum
Thanks to one of our readers for providing a new Amway Christmas favorite! LOL! I’d recommend not to be drinking any eggnog while you’re reading this or your computer will end up wearing it. LOL!Here's...
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Dear Santa. An Amway Ambot Letter To Santa
The Amway way to financial success is to self consume and "buy from your own store".Ambots are ALWAYS on the naughty list!
View ArticleDear Santa. Another Amway Ambot Letter To Santa
Thanks to one of our readers who nailed this one! LOL!Dear Santa Claus --I'd like the following ten things, please:1) A 4000 PV for the next three months.2) To be "edified" by my up-line in glowing...
View ArticleThe 15 Worst Shitty Amway Products To Find Under A Christmas Tree
I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon....
View ArticleMr Amway Ambot Louse – Don’t Touch That With a 39 And A Half Foot Pole!
Thanks to one of our readers for this Christmas poem set to the Grinch music!You're a mean one, Mr LouseYou really are a heelYou're as cuddly as a cactusYou're as charming as an eelMr. Louse, you're a...
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The Ambot Who Stole Christmas
Another Christmas themed post about Amway - why does it just seem so wrong to use Amway and Christmas together - and then one more tomorrow before the bananas take a couple days off to enjoy the...
View ArticleThe Ambot Louse
Thanks to one of our readers for this favorite Christmastime poem! LOL! So true! And make sure you’re not drinking anything you don’t want to spit all over your computer screen. LOL!'Twas the night...
View ArticleHave A Happy And Amwayless New Year!
I hope everyone has been enjoying the holiday season.Not everyone who has someone in Amway has been enjoying the holidays. It was very sad on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that readers whose lives...
View ArticleHappy New Year! Happy New Decade!
I hope everyone has a safe New Year's Eve.My hope is that 2020 brings prosperity to those who have escaped the Amway nightmare.And that 2020 brings more losses to the Amway Corporation! LOL!To our...
View ArticleNew Year’s Goals If You’re An Amway Loser
A couple of days into January Ambot tells me the fucking asshole that sponsored us into Amway has summoned us to a very important meeting to go over our Amway goals for the new year.Uh, is now a good...
View ArticleBattle Cry Of Amway Ambots: This Is The Year!
“This is the year when you’re going to go BIG!” That is the upline’s battle cry at the beginning of the year and heard during Dream Night, a WWDB Amway function that happens in January.The reality as a...
View ArticleAmway Ambot New Year’s Resolution
New Year’s hits and all of a sudden we're getting a ton of people showing up here after googling “Freedom flush that stinking job.” The ambot’s New Year’s resolution chant! Its all part of the attitude...
View ArticleAmway Dream Night Is A Financial Orgy
Yep you read that title right so go ahead and have a good laugh! Someone asks the sack of shit Amway Platinum what Dream Night is. Here’s the direct quote:“It’s the boot to kick off the year to make...
View ArticleAmway Functions Are A Shit Show
One of our readers shares a story but I’m sure he got the Amway brainwashing conferences titles mixed up. FED happens in October unless the WWDB organizer fucks up and can’t book an arena in time then...
View ArticleHow To Be Good Amway Cult Leader
Here are my observations based on observing our sack of shit Platinum on what qualities a person must possess if they want to be a good Amway Cult Leader.If you don’t possess these qualities or unable...
View ArticleWhat Happens When You Don’t Pay Amway?
We have a lot of fun with search criteria that people use to show up at the marriedtoanambot blog.One of the searchers wants to know “what happens when you don’t pay Amway”First off not paying Amway is...
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