Thanks to one of our readers for this favorite Christmastime poem! LOL! So true! And make sure you’re not drinking anything you don’t want to spit all over your computer screen. LOL!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring save Ambot the Louse.
He went to each stocking and took out good stuff
And filled them with Amway crap -- more than enough
To turn the whole holiday into a flop:
Soap products, toothpaste, and other pure slop.
Ambot the Louse took his big stolen stash
Down to a pawnshop, and hocked it for cash
Which he then sent up-line to some Platinum fucks
Who mailed him CDs in exchange for the bucks.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring save Ambot the Louse.
He went to each stocking and took out good stuff
And filled them with Amway crap -- more than enough
To turn the whole holiday into a flop:
Soap products, toothpaste, and other pure slop.
Ambot the Louse took his big stolen stash
Down to a pawnshop, and hocked it for cash
Which he then sent up-line to some Platinum fucks
Who mailed him CDs in exchange for the bucks.
Merry Christmas Everyone!