Nasty Amway Shit Rears Its Ugly Head
Just when I thought I’d seen the last of the Amway shit get out of our house I had a nasty surprise when I was cleaning out a kitchen shelf of items I don’t use too much. Downsizing and wiping down...
View ArticleI See Amway Doom And Gloom!
The thing I’ve noticed about Amway ambots is that they are the most negative people around. At every Amway meeting I attended our Platinum would moan and bitch about all the bad things happening in the...
View ArticleAmway Courier Fucks Up
A friend works in an office building that’s about 14 or 15 stories high. Her company is spread out over 3 or 4 floors I think of the building. There’s retail stores and a coffee shop on the ground...
View ArticleQualifications For Landing Amway Customer Service Job
I get a lot of hits from a reader(s) in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Most of them are affiliated with Alticor/Amway. They loveAnna Banana! Gotta get their daily dose! I got a hit from someone in Grand...
View ArticleAmway WWDB World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017
I can see I have my work cut out for me to find out about Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Can you believe those motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest login? To keep out bloggers...
View ArticleAmway Bullshit Mantra – Be Dead Or Broke By Age 65
Who remembers sitting through boring Amway meetings listening to some sack of shit Amway asshole spouting off about how 95% of the population will be dead or broke by age 65. And the other 5%? They had...
View ArticleGetting Life Back To Normal After Stint In Amway Cult
Its always good to hear from a reader whose life is starting to get back to normal. Anna Bannana and everyone else who was so kind in responding to me with such support, thank you so much. I apologize...
View ArticleDick DeVos: Lifestyles of the Rich & Infamous
Here's a parody from someone who did not want Amway's head honcho destroying more lives.Rub a dub dub three men in a tub!
View ArticleWhen You’re Dealing With Amway Ambots And You Don’t Give A Fuck
Say you’re dealing with Amway Ambots and you have a quota of 10 fucks to give a day. Not enough! You need to up your quota.“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re doomed to be dead or broke by age 65.” I...
View ArticleAmway Condoms? Say What!
A dumb ass finds their way to Married to an Ambot by Googling “Amway condoms” – I know I know LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!! - and ended up on one of the blog posts about Amway sex where we pretty much make fun...
View ArticleLife Is Hell Living With An Amway Ambot
A reader tells us about life with an ambot boyfriend.My boyfriend joined amway over the summer and has increasingly become defensive about it when I mention that it's weird and how I refuse to join....
View ArticleShut The Fuck Up And Do As You’re Told!
Our sack of shit Platinum was a dictator who ordered his cult followers around and demanded complete obedience. They better follow his orders or else! The or else would be public ridicule at the next...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Fit To Be Tied
The worst book I ever attempted to read on the Amway reading list was a book about marriage and relationships called Fit To Be Tied. Every Ken and Barbie Ambot that slunk across the stage at major...
View ArticleAmway River House Still For Sale?
After many years there doesn't seem to be any movement on the mansion the Puryears built from their income scamming poor little ambots into buying overpriced Amway shit and useless books and tapes and...
View ArticleShoveling Shit At Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2017
Let’s throw out a hypothetical situation. Say you got offered a job to shovel shit for $10,000. The choice is to shovel shit for one day or shovel shit for 3 days. Either way you get paid $10,000. Most...
View ArticleYou Haven’t Earned The Fucking Privilege!!!!
Something we heard a lot of from our Amway upline, and usually in a taunting “I’m better than the rest of you” attitude was “you haven’t earned the privilege yet”. This could be for a number of things....
View ArticleAmway Ambots Love Fast Track
Fast Track = a bullshit WWDB/Amway program to whip the cult followers into a frenzy of making a few bucks fast. In reality the Amway ambot fast track is a program that goes nowhere fast. Its to hype...
View ArticleThe Amway Ambot Bible: The Slight Edge
There was a book that was a must read for all ambots called The Slight Edge. One of those expensive Amway tools that all good little ambots must buy. I don’t recall what Ambot paid for it maybe $20...
View ArticleAmway’s Recruiting Tactics Similar To Cults
The first time we were in Amway we became clients of one of the people in our group who was a professional in her industry or so she claimed. The goat incident questions her professionalism. Mutual...
View ArticleAmbot Dick Drives To Amway WWDB Family Reunion
(Thanks Dick for sharing your story!)I remember one year we were driving down to a major function.It was myself, my wife, another couple in our downline, and a single guy in our downline (all friends...
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