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101 Reasons To Hate Amway

I had a visitor show up at my blog using the search criteria “reasons to hate Amway”. Nothing really extraordinary about that. I get many searchers who end up here with variations of the “I hate Amway”...

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Happiness = Bashing A Brainwashed Amway Ambot

This ambot from Spokane Washington left a comment on the GrandOpening Bust post. I get at least at least one searcher a day coming from Google asking about Amway Grand Opening, how to do an invite,...

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Unsupportive Wives Blamed For Lack Of Amway Success

Our sack of shit Amway Platinum says the girl you date is going to affect whether you grow in the company. Just another chauvinistic comment from the Platinum. And what proof does he have that I’m...

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Time Frame For Ending The Vicious Amway Cycle

I’d say my husband is average when it comes to figuring out how long many IBO’s stick it out with Amway. Most ambots will quit Amway somewhere between 6 months and a year. That can be an eternity to a...

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Other Ways Besides Amway Scamway To Earn Extra Cash

One way that slimy Amway IBO’s latch on to people is by asking them if they’d like to earn an extra $200 a month or an extra $1000 a month or fill in the blank with whatever amount you want extra a...

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Amway Responsible For Rage And Hate

There is something about Amway that creates hate and rage. To those of us who used to be in “the business” and have done some research and read other stories we can understand why the rage. Amway with...

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Who Agrees To Be A Brainwashed Amway Ambot?

When I attended Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum used to play this dumb ass game that I call “do you agree”.Its all part of the subtle brainwashing techniques that are used in the Amway...

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Amway Ambots Retiring Early?

Something I used to hear all the time at Amway meetings was retiring early. When I was in Amway I was always hearing stories about  people who retired in their 20's. I've seen a lot of older Diamonds...

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Amway Ambot Chuckle

Someone who left a comment on the blog reminded me of the Amway ambot chuckle. We’ve all heard it. It’s the chuckle that people in Amway use when they think they’re dealing with a fucking moron. Those...

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More Proof That Amway Is A Pyramid Scheme

I found an article written by a lawyer that asks the question - Is this a pyramid or a legitimate MLM? http://www.mlmlegal.com/pyramid.html Here’s the checklist: 1.  Product and Price 2.  No Investment...

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How Many Amway Ambots Try Hard Enough

“You didn’t try hard enough!” Is the battle cry of brainwashed ambots. I’ve heard it lots of times. At Amway meetings and on this blog whenever some brainwashed ambot who has been religiously studying...

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Amway Ambots Claim To Be Better Than Everyone Else

One of the things that really disturbed me about our Amway upline was their shitty attitude towards people who weren’t in Amway. These ambots were of the mindset that they were superior over the rest...

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The Evil Land Of Amway

Who remembers what its like sitting in Amway cult meetings and hearing all about how the exclusively chosen Amway ambots will live happily ever after in the Land of Amway. After putting in 2 to 5 years...

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Merchants Of Deception Is A Free Ebook

Someone showed up at the blog with the search criteria “why is Merchants of Deception so expensive”.Hunh? Free is expensive?I wondered where this guy was looking. I’m aware that Eric Scheibeler did put...

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You Got Amway? You Got Chairs?

BYOC = Bring Your Own Chair Not counting living room furniture because couches and recliners are cumbersome to move, in our possession we have a handful of chairs that can be moved around fairly...

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Yikes! The Craigslist Ambot!

One night somebody in our upline - or perhaps crossline I was never quite sure where he fit into the equation but he was at every meeting I attended - brought a guest with him to an Amway meeting. A...

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Ripping Off People Is The Secret To Amway Success

I’ve attended a few entrepreneur workshops – you know for real business owners not for pretend businesses like Amway's commissioned salesforce who pretend to be business owners. Just about every...

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There Are Better Ways To Make Money Than MLM Schemes

Amway’s literature shows that the average IBO earns $115/month gross. Those statistics are 10 years old now. My guess is that Amway hasn’t updated them because that $115 has taken a nosedive but we’ll...

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Pay Up NOW For Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2017

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2017 is wrapping up and the upline assholes already have their hands out demanding payment for the next Amway function, Free Enterprise Days or FED. One...

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Bring A Fucking Note!!!

The pompous sack of shit Platinum used to ride everyone's ass about not missing any Amway meetings. "There is no excuse to miss a meeting!" The cult leader would shriek from his pulpit. Let's see....

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