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The Ambot Who Stole Christmas
Another Christmas themed post about Amway - why does it just seem so wrong to use Amway and Christmas together - and then one more tomorrow before the bananas take a couple days off to enjoy the...
View ArticleThe Ambot Louse
Thanks to one of our readers for this Christmastime poem! LOL! So true! And make sure you’re not drinking anything you don’t want to spit all over your computer screen. LOL!'Twas the night before...
View ArticleHave A Happy And Amwayless New Year!
I hope everyone has been enjoying the holiday season.Not everyone who has someone in Amway has been enjoying the holidays. It was very sad on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day that readers whose lives...
View ArticleHappy New Year!
I hope everyone has a safe New Year's Eve. My hope is that 2019 brings prosperity to those who have escaped the Amway nightmare. To our readers who are stuck watching their partners dig themselves...
View ArticleBattle Cry Of Amway Ambots: This Is The Year!
“This is the year when you’re going to go BIG!” That is the upline’s battle cry at the beginning of the year and heard during Dream Night, a WWDB Amway function that happens in January. The reality as...
View ArticleNew Year’s Goals If You’re An Amway Loser
A couple of days into January Ambot tells me the fucking asshole that sponsored us into Amway has summoned us to a very important meeting to go over our Amway goals for the new year. Uh, is now a good...
View ArticleAmway Ambot New Year’s Resolution
New Year’s hits and all of a sudden we're getting a ton of people showing up here after googling “Freedom flush that stinking job.” The ambot’s New Year’s resolution chant! Its all part of the attitude...
View ArticleAmway Cult Leaders Demand To See Your Budget
I was surprised when Ambot announced that the sack of shit Platinum wanted to see our budget. “That’s really none of his fucking business,” I responded. “Its not like he works for a bank and we’re...
View ArticleAmway Is An Expensive Social Club
Joecool wrote something on his blog to the effect that if you aren’t earning money in your Amway business but are spending lots of money on Amway purchases and tools then its almost like you’ve joined...
View ArticleAmbot The Social Director
As if it wasn’t bad enough that Ambot wanted to belong to an expensive social club, he became the self appointed social director. He purchased an XS Energy Drink cooler from the XS Gear website and...
View ArticleAmway Employees Treated Like Shit?
Occasionally I get past and current Amway employees showing up here to talk about what its like working there. Based on employee’s views Amway treats its employees like shit. Even the customer service...
View ArticleAmbots Claim Amway Is The ONLY Thing One Can Do To Succeed In Life
When I attended Amway WWDB Dream Night several couples were invited to come forward, take the microphone, and say something. I think they may have been eagles or double eagles. They’d reached some...
View ArticleAmway Products Are Too Fucking Expensive!
Who remembers going to Amway meetings and hearing the cult leader brainwashing and bullshitting the followers who are having difficulty overcoming customer objections to buying Amway products because...
View ArticleAmway Flaunted As A Recession Proof Business
I can’t tell you how many times I heard the upline sack of shit Platinum spout off that Amway is a recession proof business. He would follow that statement up by saying even in a recession people still...
View Article10 Warning Signs Of A Dangerous Amway Cult Leader
This is an excerpt that was originally on the Rick Ross web site. I guess he must have let his domain expire and another guy with the same name picked it up. Or if it’s the same guy he’s now reviewing...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Cheap Ass Bastards
Our sack of shit Platinum used to taunt the Amway cult followers by saying “I could give you a loan but I won’t because that wouldn’t teach you anything. You wouldn’t learn how to make that money on...
View ArticleAmway Cult Leaders Claim Social Security Won’t Be There When You Retire
I’d say just about every Amway meeting we attended one of the scare tactics the speaker used to say was “Social security won’t be there when you retire”. Well how do they know? I’m pretty sure it will...
View ArticleHey Ambot! What’s In Your Garage?
I saw a poston Amthrax about a lot of Xango boxes stacked in the garage. There was no room to park a car in there though the fellow still managed to cram his motorbike in - a quick shot of it while the...
View ArticleTaxes Are A Sign Of Success Unless You’re A Brainwashed Amway Loser
Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to understand is that paying taxes is a sign that you’re successful and profitable in your career. To sum it up simply, make two...
View ArticleWhy Your Significant Other Can’t Stand The Fucking Assholes In Your Amway Upline
I thought I’d cover some reasons why significant others can’t tolerate their upline and ultimately Amway based on my experiences but I see too many similar stories all over the Internet. I am not...
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