Amway Losers Have An Over The Top Obsession With Lazy
I get the usual bullshit Amspeak from Amway ambots who show up here and feel inclined to leave a comment: quitter, loser, negative, dreamstealer, unchristian, lazy, didn’t try hard enough, etc, etc,...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Drink The Kool Aid
40 years ago on November 18, 2978: 918 Americans committed suicide or were murdered in Central America – Jonestown, Guyana.With the 40th anniversary of the Jonestown massacre in the news this year...
View ArticleOur Sack Of Shit Platinum Screws Amway!
This is a big shout out to our readers from Alticor in Ada and Grand Rapids, Michigan (including the weasel using a Blackberry in the evening), Buena Park, California, and Missouri City, Texas. “OUR...
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Amway Ambots Are Free Labor
The sack of shit Platinum had a canopy gazebo in his backyard, you know one of those metal and canvas roofed numbers that can be picked up at a department store for $100. Though his might have cost a...
View ArticleJoin Amway For Exciting Changes? Or Just More Bullshit?
At just about every Amway meeting we attended we were told that we’d come on board at just the right time. Now is the beginning of what is gearing up to be a huge increase in Internet sales of Amway...
View ArticleI Wake Up Even When I’m Not Done Sleeping
Last night was one of those nights when I kept waking up. I couldn’t stay asleep. I finally woke up just after 6am an ungodly hour of the day for me. I’ll probably go outside and lie down on the lounge...
View ArticleAmway Dream Night Is A Financial Orgy
Yep you read that title right so go ahead and have a good laugh! Someone asks the Amway Platinum sack of shit what Dream Night is. Here’s the direct quote:“It’s the boot to kick off the year to make...
View ArticleHelpful Tip: Do Not Buy XS Energy Drink Gear
Ambot was so hyped with everything Amway that he went to the XS Gear website undoubtedly encouraged by his upline and purchased some items. Ambot never drank energy drinks prior to getting involved in...
View ArticleAmway Quacks
When an IBO signs up to be a commissioned sales rep with Amway that also means they now become a professional expert on everything.Yes everything. Fuck those college degrees. You can become an expert...
View ArticleSave First, Spend Later
I saw this advice on the morning news while watching a story about Christmas spending, though this advice could certainly apply to Amway too. So here's a rare blog where I don’t curse out the fucking...
View ArticleAmway WWDB Dream Night 2019
Amway and World Wide Dream Builders hold a major function at the beginning of each year called Dream Night. It is held in locations around the USA and Canada and according to our Amway upline...
View ArticleTop Amway Dreads 2018 Christmas Season (Or Any Time Of The Year)
Consumer Reports listed American’s Top Dreads over the Christmas season: 1. Crowds and long lines: 68 percent2. Gaining weight: 37 percent3. Getting into debt: 37 percent4. Gift shopping: 28 percent5....
View ArticleDon’t Be A Dumb Ass. Don’t Buy An Amway Christmas Tree!
Some ambot showed up here searching for how to buy a Christmas tree from Amway. My first thought is why the hell would you want to do that?Then I got to wondering are these artificial trees or real...
View ArticleHere’s Another Way To Lose Money In Amway – Selling Amway Shit For Christmas
This is a ghost from years gone past….. A Christmas ghost! No scratch that. Make that this is a post from years gone past but seeing as how Christmas is creeping closer and Amway is just creepy I’m...
View ArticleWho Will You Meet At Barnes & Noble? Hopefully Not Amway Losers!
Who’s seen the Christmas commercial for Barnes & Noble? The one with Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga singing a duet and ending with “you never know who you’ll meet at Barnes & Noble”. Is it even...
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Dear Santa. An Amway Ambot Letter To Santa
The Amway way to financial success is to self consume and "buy from your own store".Ambots are ALWAYS on the naughty list!
View ArticleWhat Happens When You Don’t Pay Amway?
We have a lot of fun with search criteria that people use to show up at the marriedtoanambot blog. One of the searchers wants to know “what happens when you don’t pay Amway” First off not paying Amway...
View ArticleDear Santa. Another Amway Ambot Letter To Santa
Thanks to one of our readers who nailed this one! LOL! Dear Santa Claus --I'd like the following ten things, please:1) A 4000 PV for the next three months.2) To be "edified" by my up-line in glowing...
View ArticleThe Amway Shit List
We’ve all heard of Santa’s naughty and nice list. I prefer to keep a shit list. Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit list. Once an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult...
View ArticleThe 15 Worst Shitty Amway Products To Find Under A Christmas Tree
I read an article obviously written by someone with a sense of humor who has a list of the 15 worst items for the holiday wish list from Amazon....
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