Amway Ambots Insist Body Shaming Is Acceptable Behavior!
Call it fat shaming or call it body shaming. Whichever way you look at it, it’s when an ignorant asshole calls someone else fat and mocks them for their body size. Ignorant asshole = Amway Ambot!...
View ArticleAmway Ambots And Business Licenses
I hadn’t gone to an Amway WWDB meeting in a long time, but one night after his prospect no showed I agreed to accompany Ambot to listen to the boring Emerald spew out some bullshit. It had been at...
View ArticleGoing To Amway Functions Similar To Hanging Out In Children’s Daycare
A lot of the problem with our Amway upline was that most of them were half our age and quite immature. The bigger problem was the old “duplicate your upline” bullshit that was forced down our throats....
View ArticleShoveling Shit At Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2019
Let’s throw out a hypothetical situation. Say you got offered a job to shovel shit for $10,000. The choice is to shovel shit for one day or shovel shit for 3 days. Either way you get paid $10,000. Most...
View ArticleAmway Asshole Of The Week
Yup another Amway loser shows up to do an efficient job of representing their beloved employer - Amway Scamway.Another spelling and grammar genius, the type that Amway attracts LOL!Have a great life...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Dream Of Walking The Beaches Of The World
I heard it at every Amway World Wide Dream Builders WWDB cult meeting. Get rich in Amway, quit your job, and do nothing for the rest of your life except walk the beaches of the world.And how will this...
View ArticleSuccess Is Judged By Attendance At Amway Meetings? LOL! Fuck That Shit!
We were always told that the more Amway meetings and functions we attended, the more successful we will be. Of course my Ambot bought that hook, line, and sinker and rushed all over town attending...
View Article101 More Ways To Piss Off An Amway IBO
Had so much fun with the original post that I had to carry it through with a little help from some of the people who left comments 1. Are you one of those assholes that sells Amway shit?...
View Article“You’re Not Man Enough To Be In Amway!” Screeches The Sack Of Shit Amway...
One of the last insults our sack of shit Platinum hurled at Ambot was that he wasn’t man enough to be in Amway and he wasn’t man enough to be married to me. That was when the sack of shit led the cult...
View ArticleAmway Recruiting Slogan: Work “The Business” 10 To 15 Hours Per Week
At every scAmway cult meeting we attended we’d hear the same things over and over. One of them was that we would become rich by working only 10 to 15 hours per week. The upline starts off small and...
View ArticleWhere’s The Fucking Amway WWDB Family Reunion Hotel?
I remember driving around trying to find the hotel we were staying at during Amway WWDB Family Reunion. We’d made a couple of wrong turns and then spotted the hotel - barely. It was a Howard Johnson’s...
View ArticleAmbot Fucked Up Logic: Being In Amway Makes You A Nicer Person
Who remembers going to Amway cult meetings and the sack of shit Platinum, asshole Emerald, or fucking Diamond would spout off some bullshit that even if you don’t make money in Amway you’ll become a...
View ArticleJunk In The Trunk. Amway Is Junk All Right!
In the Amway cult Ambots are taught to bring Amway products to the Amway meetings for show and tell or to provide refreshments. They refer to carrying Amway products around in the car as “junk in the...
View ArticleSex Problems And Amway Products
We get dozens of searchers ending up at this blog after searching for “Amway sex” or “Amway sex products”. Or “Double X is good for sex”. The latest searcher is having sex problems and thinks they’re...
View ArticleDon’t say negative!?! Must Be A Fucking Amway Ambot!
I can’t tell you how many times I heard the Ambot parrot his upline “Don’t say negative!” This was usually after I commented on how expensive an Amway product is or how shitty it tastes. The upline...
View ArticleNothing Ever Changes In Amway Scamway
Here’s a reader who tells us nothing much has changed in Amway in the past 20 years. Except the tapes ambots have to buy on the tool scam are now CD’s. The story is the same as many people who’ve got...
View ArticleThe $150 Opportunity?
Where else can you start your own business for only a $150 investment?I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard those taunting words from one of the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. Usually...
View ArticleLying Scamming Amway Losers Love Being Bashed
The Married To An Ambot blog is a magnet for Amway ambots who like to leave canned Amspeak responses and have a masochistic desire to be bashed by me and/or some of the other commenters. Yeah, sure...
View ArticleBring A Fucking Note! Demands The Sack Of Shit Amway Platinum
The pompous sack of shit Platinum used to ride everyone’s ass about not missing any Amway cult meetings. “There is no excuse to miss a meeting!” The Amway cult leader would yell from his pulpit. Let’s...
View ArticleTrade Show At Amway WWDB Family Reunion
When we arrived at the hotel we stayed at during Amway WWDB Family Reunion we barely checked in and put our bags in the room when Ambot wanted to haul ass over to the convention arena because something...
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