10 Warning Signs Of A Dangerous Amway Cult Leader
This is an excerpt that was originally on the Rick Ross web site. I guess he must have let his domain expire and another guy with the same name picked it up. Or if it’s the same guy he’s now reviewing...
View ArticleAmway Ambots Are Cheap Ass Bastards
Our sack of shit Platinum used to taunt the Amway cult followers by saying “I could give you a loan but I won’t because that wouldn’t teach you anything. You wouldn’t learn how to make that money on...
View ArticleAmway Cult Leaders Claim Social Security Won’t Be There When You Retire
I’d say just about every Amway meeting we attended one of the scare tactics the speaker used to say was “Social security won’t be there when you retire”. Well how do they know? I’m pretty sure it will...
View ArticleHey Ambot! What’s In Your Garage?
I saw a poston Amthrax about a lot of Xango boxes stacked in the garage. There was no room to park a car in there though the fellow still managed to cram his motorbike in - a quick shot of it while the...
View ArticleTaxes Are A Sign Of Success Unless You’re A Brainwashed Amway Loser
Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to understand is that paying taxes is a sign that you’re successful and profitable in your career. To sum it up simply, make two...
View ArticleWhy Your Significant Other Can’t Stand The Fucking Assholes In Your Amway...
I thought I’d cover some reasons why significant others can’t tolerate their upline and ultimately Amway based on my experiences but I see too many similar stories all over the Internet. I am not...
View Article“I Wanna Be An Amway Ambot” Said No Sane Person Ever
Thanks to one of our readers for sharing their story. A look at the arrogance of these fucking Amway losers who think others want to be just like them – lying, scamming, arrogant pricks who peddle...
View ArticleThe Amway Shit List
We’ve all heard of Santa’s naughty and nice list. I prefer to keep a shit list. Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit list.Once an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult...
View ArticleWhose Fault Is It?
Isn’t “whose fault is it” a good title? Seeing as how Amway Ambots are the biggest finger pointers around. And those fingers should be pointing right back at themselves! Here’s a visitor comment left...
View ArticleAmway Cheerleader Squad
Anyone who has been to an Amway cult meeting and isn't a brainwashed Ambot has observed the freaks in the room acting as cheerleader to the beloved Amway cult leader they've showed up to worship....
View ArticleIt's Not AMWAY It's World Wide Dream Builders!
A reader shares his story of trying to be a supportive boyfriend to his Ambot girlfriend:Wow, I’ve been recruited by AMBOTS all my life when I was in my early teens and then early 20’s I checked it...
View ArticleYou Ambots Better Bring Prospects to Amway Cult Meetings!
At every Amway meeting the sack of shit Platinum cult leader would ride all the IBO’s asses about being failures because we didn’t bring new prospects to the meetings. Well excuse us for not being able...
View ArticleAmway Ambot Brags Billions To Be Made In Scamway!
I had an Amway ambot stop by and leave a comment on a post where there’s a link to the top 50 cosmetics companies. Ambots take a look and freak out when Amway Artistry isn’t on the list. That’s...
View ArticleAmbots Deny Amway Is A Get Rich Quick Scheme
I can't tell you how many times I heard our sack of shit Platinum say Amway is not a get rich quick scheme.What he does NOT say is that Amway is also not a get rich slowly business. Amway is a get rich...
View ArticleAmway Is A Cult That Consumes All Your Money And Time
Spend $60,000 in Amway to make $2,000. Sounds about right to me. One of our readers talks about being inside the Amway cult and unable to get her brainwashed husband to understand ScAmway only brings...
View ArticleThe Fucking Amway Pants Don’t Fit!
Remember when Amway was selling clothes a few years ago? I bought a swimsuit that was pretty decent so I can say that I actually bought one product that Amway sells that I did not hate. Hell, I liked...
View ArticleBeware Amway Big Brother
A blast from the past. This article first appeared about two months after marriedtoanambot blog began.Anna Banana has caught the attention of someone from Ada, Michigan.I make no secret that I do not...
View ArticleThe Horrors Of Being Sniped By An Amway Ambot!
I wanted to share a comment left in a post about buying tickets for Puryear Family Reunion in case readers missed it. It just shows that nothing ever changes in Amway. The same pitches are going on...
View ArticleAmway Rule To Live By If You’re An Ambot: Be Your Own Best Customer
The upline would tell the IBO’s when purchasing Amway products to be your own best customer. Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying from your own store? Let’s see. Price?...
View ArticleWho Sells The World’s Shittiest Towels? Amway!
The worst towels I have ever used came from Amway. This was a few years back. I have no idea if Amway still sells shitty towels. I can’t remember what colors Ambot purchased. I definitely remember red....
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