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Bring A Fucking Note! Demands The Sack Of Shit Amway Platinum

The pompous sack of shit Platinum used to ride everyone’s ass about not missing any Amway cult meetings. “There is no excuse to miss a meeting!” The Amway cult leader would yell from his pulpit. Let’s...

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Amway Won’t Let You Out And Won’t Refund Your Money? Shocker! LOL! Reality...

A searcher found their way to this blog with “Who do I complain to if Amway won’t let me out and refund my money.”This gets a person thinking about other places where they shop. Do people ever go...

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Get Permission To Talk To Amway Crossline

Ambot needed a new radio put in his car and one of the crossline worked independently installing electronics such as this. It would seem easy to just approach the dude at an Amway meeting and ask if he...

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Amway URA Spring Leadership

We mostly talk about WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards major functions because that is the Amway cult sect I know. One of our readers shares URA Spring Leadership. Hmm. URA.U R Asshole! Thanks for...

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Easier Jobs Than Amway Sales Rep - Where You’ll Actually Make Money!

At every Amway meeting the cult leaders used to mock the ambots and say Amway is so easy anyone can do it. Though that message is more to the point of “I’m a fucking loser and I can do Amway and if you...

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Upline violating Amway’s rules?

I can’t tell you how many times we heard from the fucking assholes in our Amway upline:“If you don’t buy the tools, I’m not going to work with you!”Upline defined as the arrogant prick who sponsored my...

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Funny Stuff - Amway Loser Advertises On Amagram

Awhile ago we posted another prank Amway call but it was mostly only funny to the caller, not so much funny ha ha laugh out loud to the listeners. That Amway ambot was pretty reasonable and being...

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The Amway Ambot Way To Lose Money In Vegas Without Gambling

Amway assholes claim that the “very important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and us old timer...

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Amway Ambots Love Tax Time!

Yup it's tax time. That time of year when Amway losers brag about getting tax refunds. That means over the next few days we'll be reposting some blog posts where we cover everything about Amway tax...

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Don’t Take Tax Advice From Amway Losers

Seeing as how Amway Ambots are doing searches for Amway tax refunds it’s a good time to talk about Amway tax evaders. Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to...

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Worst Tax Shelter? Amway, Horses, or Drag Cars?

When we attended Amway cult meetings our sack of shit Platinum - and other cult leaders - always said if nothing else Amway is a good tax shelter because you can write off everything related to Amway....

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Amway Ambots Love Going To Tax Court!

LOL! Those Amway Ambots just don’t get it. NEVER take tax advice from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline! LOL! Here’s a shout out to our friend Peter Reilly, an accountant/blogger who writes for...

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Amway Ambots Brag About Tax Refunds

Seeing as how someone from the IRS is searching for “Amway and federal tax” and reading the relevant posts on this blog about Amway tax cheaters and tax time is upon us I thought I’d revisit this whole...

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Taxes Are A Sign Of Success Unless You’re A Brainwashed Amway Loser

Nobody likes paying taxes, but something brainwashed Amway Ambots fail to understand is that paying taxes is a sign that you’re successful and profitable in your career. To sum it up simply, make two...

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Checks Payable To Cash Is An Amway Tax Evasion Trick

Whenever we attended an Amway meeting held in an auditorium where a Diamond was speaking we had to cough up ten bucks apiece. A mere price to pay for the knowledge and wisdom we were going to learn...

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Amway, WWG, MY EXPERIENCE

I spotted a video on YouTube by a former Ambot sharing their ScAmway experience.The video is about half an hour. Much of it is familiar Amspeak bullshit that this person has figured out and talks about...

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Amway Meeting? Got Chairs? BYOC!

BYOC = Bring Your Own Chair Not counting living room furniture because couches and recliners are cumbersome to move, in our possession we have a handful of chairs that can be moved around fairly...

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Amway Ambots Paranoid Of All Things “Negative”!

What is it with all these Amway assholes that they are so fucking paranoid of all things they believe to be “negative”. An Amway ambot’s definition of “negative” is anything that has an opposing view...

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Name A Scam That Many People Fall For Without Realizing It

I saw an article on Yahoo to share here. Interesting concept to ask people to name a scam that many people fall for without realizing it.And yes Amway is on the list! Could there ever be any doubt?A...

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One Shortlived Downline

Yes, you read the title correctly. My Ambot actually sponsored one downline, let’s call him Trevor an old acquaintance who’s willing to support my husband no matter what it is. If he’s in, that was...

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